You’re just making stuff up. Great comeback, yeah! (slow clap)

All I hear is lalalalalalalalaaaaa

How many votes did he get in that mayoral election?

Good thing he didn’t kill somebody

Just ruined my appetite

Can we get him?

Is he a “me first” player?

Put him there.

So true.

One of the best

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Probably just a coincidence

Kind of like hanging on to your 2017 Subaru Outback. Still works, decent gas mileage, runs on regular.

How does a reporter make a logical story out of this garble?

I know this is a shallow take, but yet again they make the Orange Turd look better than he does in real life.

If you are a reporter and you ask Trump a question where he has to think about the answer, he just insults you. That means it was probably a good and important question.

Seriously, what does his mother think?

DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK.

COVERUPS WON’T WORK.

NOT EVEN WAR.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

They really are the best people, aren’t they?

Facebook and Instagram just bought Moltbook. It’s a social network where people watch bots interact with other bots. In other words, it’s Twitter.
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/m...

Shame on so many levels.

Even I was more productive today.

They really are the best people aren’t they?

He seriously said that?

Sounds about right

Ding dong the witch is dead. Sorta.

“On behalf of the President of the United States and a grateful nation, the president would like to remind you the Dow is almost at 50K.”