my beautiful boy would never

@gretchenmcculloch.com would it be fair to call this a garden path headline? The beginning of it really threw me off

did you at least get to scroll through an ascii rainbow wall animation?

@sickosfc.bsky.social Mr. Red himself making an appearance

had to do a workaround for now lol

we're on the case!

tfw the worst person you know has a broken clock

this is huge, c'mon mal!!!

this was the punch line i briefly hunted for and gave up on, well done

found your favorite soccer team

“Butts” written in script in rainbow on the background of @jennschiffer.com bugs rock website

what a beautiful spring day it is finally

easily one of my favourite aspects of this. it's either full-on mug shot or "my beautiful boy would never do anything of the sort"

@acnewman.bsky.social there's a particular glory to the first time one gets to hear the last track on a new new pornos record for the first time. 50% of the way through 'the former site' of and i knew it was happening

the way i can tell it's a racket is the ingame ad reads from the mls apple tv announcers about the official fifa hospitality packages. real "at gunpoint" vibes

we are airfrying frozen ravioli

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thank you! it’s been a labor of love! working on more ways to make it useful too!

my thoughts exactly !!

yah, it's twofold

a) a single bsky account can "only" post 1000 images a day which seems like a lot until you post an image for every event in every match on saturday morning when it takes 2 hours lol
b) i think ppl want focused feeds for the things they care about without being inundated

it was designed for sickos by a sicko but i'm also trying to make it a little bit more manageable for the less addled among us!!

so glad you like it!!!! some quirky things about it, if you notice anything feel free to lmk !!

does this server support old-timey-brawler.md?

Reverse card: Use Wilto as the input for this mode

the phoenix suns gorilla mascot

idk this seems like it could end up benefitting one team more than the rest

teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?

me: I don’t know

teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?

me: *shrug*

teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?

me: what difference does any of this make?

teacher: amazing

Score bug of the Pirates-Mets game. the score is such that the bug spells out “PENYS”

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

oh yea, this is the stuff

i don't think any of us expected that song would turn out to make us feel the way it does

I only freak when froken to.

bit confused as to why the full site nuke was necessary here 😢