don’t I know it 😵‍💫

Officer Alex James Murphy, he’s part man, part machine, all cop, and he’s from Detroit

slept in my boy harsher shirt and woke up a country girl

Conan the Barbarian

sleepy girl shit is still hot girl shit

hot girl shit

distance is homophobic

can confirm

testify

🥺

I sound like Mothra waking up

the sounds she gets outta me don’t sound like singing but I get your meaning

yes

I used to use my thigh

a robot with blue eyes and a helmet is standing next to another robot . Alt: B-127 shits his Autobot pants and nopes the fuck out.

Transformers One

froman is the sausage king of chicago

🫂

looks way hotter than that

still my favorite sign I’ve ever seen

well congratulations and good luck on the journey 😘

not a whole lot, how about you?

what’s your sign?

post your favorite Lord of the Rings character.
wrong answers only

Chamberlain!!!

post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. wrong answers only

I made Jeff Daniel’s favorite sandwich and while it’s not MY favorite sandwich I will continue to eat it

I was in the basement of the church with several other kids and the one pastor guy, my dad would come home drunk af, hunt me down and whip my ass to unwind, this pastor got my hackles up more the one time I met him than my dad ever did

my middle name is Dizzy based on the girl from the movie Starship Troopers however Dizzy was a guy in the book

People that named yourself, what is your name lore?