A picture of myself bowling spin in black and white.

Still here.

Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only

Unfortunately I have flat feet so can't serve...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
London Irish play in green
And are coming to a ground near you soon

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I always take the North Korea analogy on this. If all you are told, and hear, is how amazing things are and everything is being done correctly you believe it.

🤦🏻 gonna be a long four years...

We saw a nazi salute.

I saw a nazi salute.

You saw a nazi salute.

They are who they show themselves to be.

A photo of the front cover of issue 1641 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "ON SHELVES NOW!" The headline reads "DONALD TRUMP: AN APOLOGY." The cover features a mock statement claiming that, in contrast to past descriptions of Trump as "a sleazy, deranged, orange-faced man-baby," the magazine now recognises him as "a political colossus, the voice of sanity, a champion of liberty, and the saviour of the Western world." The parody humorously describes him as "slim, handsome, and young," concluding with a note that "this statement has not been fact-checked."

Donald Trump. An Apology.

The new Private Eye is out now

Am aware 😄

This is defo @collinsadam.bsky.social and @finalwordcricket.bsky.social areas.

I know the answer, just assumed you wanted a little witty reply 😉 I've always gone for two separates instead of this design. Stops teammates robbing both at once 😄

Headache tester.

This is weird to create a fake account.

When the birthday present from the parents is a photo from you at 22. Love it.

Double the age and here we are!

Cricket batter getting ready to face the next ball by checking the field placement. Cricketer in the photo (SurreyStrut) plays for the Metronomes Charity cricket team and this picture was taken by well known cricket social media darling WG Rumblepants during Metronomes game against Graces cricket club.

#athlete

For no reason and serving no purpose, here follows a thread of pictures I took on this evening’s walk

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Can I ask for a Surrey friend too?

The @crickether.com would be a good start.

Where can we buy it and how much?

With the amount of younger players they've signed there must be some wriggle room. Maybe it's offering the challenge that might swing it.

On Twitter:

SADIQ: We're giving free school meals to all the kids.

SADIQ: I love buses.

SADIQ: It's Christmas!

RIGHT-WING DICKHEADS FROM NEWCASTLE: What about all the stabbings, mate?

PRIVATE EYE: We can adopt this excellent humour for our publication.

Once again proving they aren't able to run things. 🤦🏻

Gary Wilson. Those who know will get this immediately.

Genuinely see us losing 3-1, because we won't adapt to the match situation, if Stokes is still playing and captaining. We need a more nuanced approach, but I do acknowledge this team are moving so quickly in terms of strength because of that approach he encourages.

They'll also realise after he should've played every game for India, at least in tests as a minimum, when he was fit. They dropped him way too easily, and wrongly in my opinion.

Non game day facilities could be the key to turning financial side around, like you've noted on hotel/accommodation etc. Better pavilion to incorporate the away marquee area could be crucial starting point.

Having gone for the last game for obvious reasons on my side it was first time coming to the ground (I'm only in Hertford). So much potential in terms of positioning and public transport but footprint of the ground very restrictive.

For sure the "units" that have been added to modernise the ground will probably help cover that gradually plus the concerts etc. The new outground with double pitch is looking smart though.