listening to: hot chelle rae

this is my impression of a tech bro posting on linkedin:

you can't spell "alive" without "ai"!

thank you, this has been my impression of a tech bro posting on linkedin

just found out that 1992 was 34 years ago, my people are looking into this as we speak

love to be " in rare form " .

are stephen a. smith and drew gooden beefing yet

i need someone to take anime away from me before I'm too far gone

real thought I just had: ah yes, 1997. twenty years ago.

just had to pay The Cheese Tax™ AMA

being gaslit in an anime's subreddit on a monday afternoon, having a normal one

watching the cutest romance animes in existence and making myself feel BAD but in a good way I think

love to use less energy than last year but still pay 14% more to subsidize the cost of AI data centers

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

every marvel movie has a character where I'm like "who is this extremely minor side character?" and google them and it's like "donny dingus aka the dingleberry is a comic book character with 900 volumes dedicated to his achievements"

I'm doing the thing where I rewatch all the marvel movies so sorry for the random marvel content

honestly the audacity to send me a text confirming that i have unsubscribed from texts will never cease to amaze me

i think that if someone were to test my hair or blood right now they'd assume it was from a dead guy

the upsetting part is that it definitely works, whether it's all in my head or not, so i'm gonna keep poisoning myself i reckon

there's arsenic in them there pills

i only take this "medicine" for my restless leg syndrome because of the placebo effect but little did i know the reason it works is that i give myself just a little bit of the poison, as a treat

"you've reached your free article limit" damn that's a real shame guess I'll die instead of reading this CNN clickbait article about dog food

some days I forget about this entirely and then some days my vision in my right eye is super blurry for no reason

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

our retired explorer (dines with michael foucault in paris, 1961) - the weakerthans

this sentence will ruin/save your life - born ruffians

your heart is a muscle the size of your fist - ramshackle glory

bimbo soft wheat bread. they insist it's pronounced beembo. i beg to differ

yeah I'll bet that's how you want me to say it

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

scrolling thru my phone trying to find someone to talk to about how fucking shitty i feel today and realizing i no longer have any sort of support system or friends i trust to talk about ~ * feelings * ~ with so i decided to just post this instead