JUST KIDDING I HAVE NO MALICIOUS INTENT TOWARD THE GREAT NATION OF CANADA #1 FOREVER

deleting my draft about looking for co-conspirators to help me overthrow the state. unless?

Fully aware this could all be a Me Problem of course.

This has to be implicit btw, I'm not built for this disjointed multi-dimensional dance you're all doing where nobody has common signifiers or touchstones so everyone talks like a lunatic and you're so many layers of performance deep you don't even remember which one was You.

I don't want friends I want a community. I don't want to get coffee I want you to show up uninvited and make yourself at home in the full expectation I'll do the same.

i think about jimmy Ray a lot.

I was pleased with the alt text on this one so I was gonna give it it's own post but it was too long so

Ppl forget how genuinely fucked up the 90s were. this shit barely registered as strange

I'm not saying I like it, but it's Are You Jimmy Ray? by Jimmy Ray

OP's cat, an orange tabby domestic shorthair, lays on his back along OP's chest, his eyes are closed, a smile plays at his...lips? His little paws are curled in the air. Perfection, in short.

Nobody does it better

I would agree except it says luxury cars so these guys are probably grade A pricks

I thought it had a zany charm

what a beautiful day to be diagnosed with de quervain's tenosynovitis

i think i understand why that one carrier's toilets all backed up

A Year With No Summer, by Obsidian Kingdom 7 track album

The title track here kicks ass, the rest is entirely forgettable

You'd think white people invented getting high the way we talk about it

i do unironically love how the moment a website goes down we all turn into absolute feral beasts like a classroom of 3rd graders who just figured out they have a substitute teacher

Bsky dev frantically typing "rate limit exceeded" into chatgpt

The new trend in the world is global cities. All the kids are saying it, it's flying off the lips of the hottest trendsetters.

A fighter jet from trumps AI generated jesus picture. it looks like shit

animorphs-ass looking airplane

The caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” under a photo of a rat playing on a tiny plastic piano

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

always whirling, whirling toward freedom

More like Kowloon bald city

Apologies for my delayed response, I wanted to take the time to properly consider the matter and I've concluded I don't give a shit

Art is anal

I should be allowed to bring a durian on the bus

People are calling it "the only song in existence"

Fast acting beans