NYT article: 15 Dead After Comedian's Subway Take That "Everyone Should Carry Around a Grenade" Jeremy Kaplowitz's "explosive" Subway Take joke was not well-received by everyone who heard it — especially considering many of them have died gruesomely.
i still think this is true but i "100% disagree" with how it went down. really really sorry about that!
LIVE NOW KTLA 5 News at 1 Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future Then the picture is Jerry Seinfeld wearing big stupid glasses
Hate mail is a wild concept. Before the internet people used to pay postage to leave a negative comment.
This post had 10k likes 1k shares before Bluesky started being all weird idk what happened
Covered this for Palette Swap! Give them a follow before this app crashes again
"i assure you" - stiff, lacks personality to the point of suspicion
"i swear on the crack of my ass"- lively, memorable, this person is certainly telling the truth
Cover of the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie 🥱
Godzilla Minus Fun (1998)
Now this is a Half-Baked theory I can get behind
Cover of the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie 🥱
Godzilla Minus Fun (1998)
hey i dont think im gonna make it. me and the boys are naming one-off monster movies from the late 90s. one guy just said The Relic and we all started freaking out. we're gonna be here a while.
the scene in Social Network 2 where he does this and they play NIN's copy of a copy of a copy song is gonna be legit
An uncooked toaster pastry is a Pop Tartare
Just got a lucrative gig helping AI produce better looking hands. They said it’s a six digit job, possibly seven.
march madness may be over, but it's never too late to support your favorite university.
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Michael Cera, in a red hat, jumping across a gap of some sort. Low danger, but very impressive.
I wish this was the vibe of the Mario movies
You don’t have to like him but you have to respect Tiger’s play here
Michael Cera, in a red hat, jumping across a gap of some sort. Low danger, but very impressive.
I wish this was the vibe of the Mario movies
you've seen people ask for a Mario football game but I promise you've never seen anyone do it like @markroebuck.bsky.social
the beautiful folks at @paletteswap.site let me write about my dream video game, and the immeasurably talented editor of the piece, @parkj0hn.bsky.social, was even kind enough to suggest the perfect name of Super Mario Hikers 🔥🔥🔥
I asked Claude to code something better than Claude and now i am a billionaire
Tiger Woods has withdrawn from all scheduled golf events and drinking benders. He has requested privacy at this time.
I still remember the neighbor I had growing up who would host his own Jeopardy game in his garage every night. Jeopardy Dave we used to call him.
oh yeah? well i think Rob Schneider should be a kamikaze pilot. i am willing to talk to the press
thats so stupid that if you already have a ps5 you owe sony 100 bucks bc of the price increase
i wont pay it.
ok I'm receiving word that making shitty little videos that look like the worst dream you've ever had might not be a billion dollar industry
A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away.
"SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do"
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
So sick of people asking me if my name is short for Markwayne. It’s just Mark!
