This must be how Luffy gonna feel when he’s King of the Pirates

I’ve been struggling a third of my life trying to fulfill one of my life’s dreams.

I kept it quiet.

I suffered a Sisyphean ordeal, putting my life on hold, struggling to hold jobs while I did.

No longer.

Today, it finally happened.

I’m going to be an admitted attorney.

Bubsy Wubsy, Esq.

sorry but my childhood “money isn’t real” opinion keeps being proven by guys who keep making new forms of even faker money

My latest newsletter: Cory Booker went to Michigan and told the voters who sat out 2024 that the problem was them. I don’t think this is good strategy. www.readtpa.com/p/the-scolding

I'm really glad Knowledge Fight has been covering him because once you get beyond the glow up he's getting from people who should know better about being anti-Trump and anti-Iseael he is so nakedly a White Christian Nationalist bigot it's disgusting to see anyone praise him for anything.

Incredible. When they’re not busy being Vichy collaborators & rotating villains, they’re suffering Charlie Brown-levels of luck.

It is peak comedy that the Democrats won the redistricting ballot measure to get more seats in Congress the day before one of them dies in Congress again

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

St. Armageddon sounds like a bad latter-day Metallica release

See Gandalf, I am no longer Saruman the White, but Saruman the AntiAntiAI

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

Our entire political system is built around this assumption. It infects absolutely everything in our public life. Even most Dems have kind of absorbed the lesson, or had anyway, that they're not allowed to govern without permission from R's. I guess Virginia shows that maybe they've un-learned it.

In fairness, at least they’re making their latest tired movie in their tired franchise based on something their fans at least watched once?

I haven’t given a shit about any Marvel film since RDJ left. I just kinda assumed that’s where it should’ve ended. Turns out there’s been a lotta slop since?

Oh look, a craven liberal who wants to blame YOU, Dear Reader, for a genocide. Not the Dem who said she’d do nothing different from the incumbent that started the genocide, not the fascist who promised to change nothing, but YOU.

Every lib is an enabler of fascism & shouldn’t be distinguished.

I genuinely don’t know what sort of social programming is necessary to deprogram generations of whatever diseased inhuman dreck this is.

However fucked up in the head they seem, however soulless they behave, however vile the opinions they profess…

I promise you that the average Israeli thinks whatever the fuck this is below is a moderate or centrist position.

You can count in triple digits AT MOST the number of redeemable Israelis.

It just shows ya how out of touch modern Disney is compared to what it used to be. Walt Disney would’ve *loved* being reanimated as a frozen princess.

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

What rich parents, literally never leaving law school, no bitches & no therapy does to a guy.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Just imagine the Golden Age that Atlanta would enjoy from this

I’m not doing discourse today. I’m exhausted & still love myself.

I would like to take some time to address the crayon-scribbled 'Manifesto' that Palantir dropped today;

A document which reads like it dropped directly from the id of the Billionaire class and their Conservative & Neoliberal flunkies.

Here is a full rebuttal, point for point. (🧵1/22)

Those same liberals after leftists clap back at them

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Pancreatic cancer usually kills within a year or two of diagnosis. In this trial, nearly all 8 responders are still alive six years later. The 5-year survival rate is usually only around 12%. We should be increasing federal funding for mRNA research, not cutting it.

It's harder to measure but I feel like RFK Jnr shutting down funding for MRNA research is actually up there with DOGE cuts and this latest Iranian war as a contender for Most Evil Things Trump II has done. Accounted properly, this regime is really wracking up 20th-century-dictator kill counts imo.

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

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