Just a little over 36 hours after launch and just a little under 24 hours of fiercely addictive gameplay, I have completed 100% of (what's out now at least) Vampire Crawlers.

This game scratches every itch in my brain regarding gameplay. @vampire.poncle.games y'all made one hell of a good drug.

A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.

Man, my Bsky feed today is full of a lot of mealy-mouthed walk backs. No, fam, the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend and I'm not gonna ignore decades of cruelty and greed because I like who he's attacking. So, no, I will NOT be siding with Coyote against ACME and will be taking no further questions

And breedable, don't forget breedable!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

I think the PS4 era cemented the idea that melodrama equals story into the minds of gamers harder than any other specific time period, often to the detriment of storytelling, and it’s gonna take years to unlearn that.

"Weird Ships Unique to People Overseas"

x.com/tentenchan25...

They got a lot of work to do to catch up, but they are trending towards it.

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

Tomorrow.......my free time will be forfeit, all thanks to @vampire.poncle.games

Again.

He loves his sitrus berry
#pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #pokemonchampions

It's definitely a top 5 most used
#pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #pokemonchampions

Brian talking to link Nice argument Unfortunately for you I have given myself the superior stegosaurus Hot wheel to play with and you the blundering toilet bowl vehicle

Bumping this again! I've got Fanfest this week, and some lingering articles going up in the coming weeks, but May is a big dry period for me outside of Utawarerumono.

Oh hey its @burnoutculture.bsky.social

This power is what all true friends strive for

this is the avengers for several people you know on here (glowing praise)

You know those clips of Family Guy with Subway Surfers on the side

Imagine a game where you're controlling both Family Guy and Subway Surfers simultaneously, and if you perform well at Subway Surfers, Family Guy becomes funnier

That is essentially Pragmata

come on man.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

the penne opticon

Malort in tomodachi life

chicago best city in the world

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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