The aftermath of Hot Dog & Chicken

Watching middle aged women attempt to land Hot Dog & Chicken after 2 bottles of wine is my favorite thing. @muellershewrote.com @mandyreeder.bsky.social

Holding ups flute of mimosa in front of a computer screen to toast to Easter.

Happy Easter. My mimosa is risen.

I found 20 quid outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”.

So I turned it into wine...

Oh yeeeeeah!!!

Alexa: “this is a reminder: take your wine out of the freezer!”

Me: “Alexa, thank you.”

Alexa: “The is the perfect amount of time to chill your white wine w/o slushing your vino or busting the glass! Enjoy that wine. Cheers!”

First, thank you. Second, that’s too many words, robot woman.

Girl, of course I remember you. But you’re right, not your blog name.

I’ve been busy today, but I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge Trans Day of Visibility. Some of my deepest loves and friends are trans, and I, a staunch ally. Trans lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. And I love the dolls so goddamn much. 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻

Or oooo, Livejournal! Who remembers me from there? LOLZ. America’s Most Embarrassing Posts.

Some of you know me since I was 16 and a size 12. Or maybe were married to me. You count, just not in this context. 😂😍

Who still knows me from early 00’s? Or even earlier? I started an html only blog at joellapalooza and then became tenth-muse with Movable Type, then pMachine, then Expression Engine, then WordPress. Say hi! I might not recognize you now. ☺️

I love my Trans framily. 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻

Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls

I guess? I’m not sure. Just saw a huge banner hanging off the side of the old Macy’s.

“My Demented Friend Joelle Has Thoughts” – the podcast I’ve given @muellershewrote.com permission to produce should I lose my mind first.

I… don’t even think I have one way to think about pleats, let alone another way. They make me think of Lerner New York shorts in 2004. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh, please shut up. Those reservations you have were smear campaigns, with no proof and little creativity.

I'm inheriting some wine from a family friend that passed away. One of them is a 2015 Caves Saint-Pierre Châteauneuf-du-Pape Le Fiacre du Pape. I'll be pouring one out for you, Paul, but it'll have to be into my glass. 🍷🕊️

a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car with a seat belt . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car with a seat belt .

Watching a reel, the audio says “…with their company, which spans back to the 1990’s…”

Spans.

robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and has his arms crossed . ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and has his arms crossed .

I watched two lizards chase each other around my patio until the male cornered her and did a whole dance of pushups and tail shaking. She was literally like this the entire time. Word.

*throws my sucker in the dirt*

a little girl is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a bottle of water ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a bottle of water

Nobody cares if you’re proudly staying home this Saturday, and your pouty demobilization bullshit is tired.

You only need to press you car lock button once. Just once. Beep. Just the one time. Thank you. You fucking moron.

I’m so proud of you. ❤️

Lookit my bestie @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social for @dailybeanspod.com! Cool to see it from this angle. What an amazing group of nominees. (Apologies for my 💩 camera stability. I’ve had wine.)

Watching the @glaad.bsky.social Media Awards on Hulu. It looks so much more ginormous on TV, even though it is quite a large space in person. We were over there somewhere. 😂

My wife is eating Raisinettes like she’s the one who is 52. She’s 36, but she swears it’s cool in Canada.

Hey, look at my dog, Cosmo. He is the most glorious demon on earth.

The Tiki curse sounds from the Brady Bunch goes to Hawaii YouTube video by DJ Lars Peterson

All I hear right now.