don’t skip! post you in another country x

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I’m never drinking again

QTP with your favourite bug-type Pokémon

A selfie of me standing in front of some trees after a run. I’m wearing a black patterned running shirt.

A Strava screenshot of my run: Distance - 5.02km. Pace 5:57/km. Time 29m 54s.

I ran.

(Away. From my feelings.)

Just about to eat and the cat has had a massive shit. Classic.

I need some new tops for summer

But I don’t see it

It’s the tash isn’t it

He’s back

Jack Shep not playing George Pig in the cold open was a missed opportunity ngl

I had a feeling you’d be first in line. Red or white?

Anyone for a wine?

And now a cardamom bun I’ll never have abs

I was bad and got a takeaway. Again.

Omg

I am not

I read the latter as “catholic” and was very confused

QTP with your favourite poison type Pokémon ☠️

What happens if you’re bad on good friday?

Race Across the World is back tonight!!

Who’s the April fool?

It me.

Incredible

Feel like my whole day at work is spent in fight or flight

Might join a running club and hide the fact that I really hate running

I’m standing in front of a mirror at the gym taking a selfie. You can see the upper half of my torso

Reposting because I got taller/gym mirror was lowered

I have not been running this weekend out of fear of blowing away

The wind is very blowy today

Ok maybe I am attracted to Paddy Young

Feels like minus 4 outside but it’s a least a toasty 20 degrees in my bed

Posted a chest pic yesterday so ill draw your attention to this one