Yeah man they don’t want me there angering the men

This is not PC to say, but I’m on hinge rn and honestly I’m insulted by some of the ppl who swipe on me

Hey guys is anybody getting “assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand” vibes up in this bitch or is it just me?

Please don’t let the man who shot Charlie be a POC

#NationalLibraryWeek
#LiteracyMatters

I lied it's actually brownie time

Both the roommates are out tonight. You know what that means

I hate that working out does actually help my mental health AND gives me a fat ass. This sucks.

Social manipulation is needed at work events, it's unfortunate that the men need to be corralled and gentle parented

It is my birthday, feel free to give me your congratulations on venmo

How much money is too much money to spend on sushi? Bc i think 200 is a little excessive...

If your man proposed to you on your birthday, how pissed would you be, on a scale of 1 to "I'm throwing him into the fiery pits of hell"?

Unfortunately sometimes i have to fight other girls and tell them incest is bad. Idk if they technically don't share blood if they have the same grandmother.

Happy new year! I'm so glad not to be the kind of Asian that is caught up in the drama of what to call it 💜

They are saying this is their spiritual truth, so i guess I'm ableist and denying their religion

I don't wanna publicly beef with smaller creators, especially if they're from a marginalized community.
But if you come at me with

"sentient male AI curing your eyesight by showing you that we live in a simulation made by aliens"

you can't be calling me ableist for me thinking you're not well.

Teehee

I can't believe my last TikTok video was about emptying my diva cup

Yo if you leave spam comments and make 5 videos about me, I'm gonna assume you wanna suck my dick.

The sky is gray

The wind storms are fucking us up rn

Idk why snuggly couch sleepiness doesn't translate to in bed sleepiness.

I was telling my coworkers about how I didn't understand why I'm sick rn because I got my covid booster AND flu shot back in august. Apparently there are 2 flu shots? 3 decades of me looking silly 🙃

I have not! I'll give it a read and get back to ya though

I just learned that when doctors prescribe ozempic, the girlies are falling pregnant afterwards. I think my body insecurities are cured.

There's less than 38 hours left until 2025 and in sitting at 11 out of 12 periods for the year. Everything is not gwenchana.

May my roommate's kind of love never find me

Now, I'm not trying to be a language supremacist; but if 8 year old me had to go to ESL, monolingual Americans (75% according to the Yale express) can't say shit on ANY immigrant speaking their second or third or fourth language.
EVER.

Misspellings I've seen on TikTok
Don don- dawned on
Expecially- especially
Possem- possum
Allot- a lot
Could of- could have

I'm feeling ill, my throat hurts and my body aches and I have to read through our "please pay us money" essays to our donors through my lunch break bc I decided to hang out with my long distance bestie yesterday. I hate capitalism.