I’ve really come to appreciate heating pads in my 40’s.

The Red Sox, Blue Jays, Astros, and Mets all have shitty records. What a delight.

So many saying that they feel bad for Mets fans. Couldn’t be me! 😆

Going to CitiField this weekend - will the Mets win before then? 😬

My 5 year old has his first adult tooth coming in and I’m really not ready for my baby to not be a baby. 5 is still so little and I wish I could freeze time here. The milestones hit harder with your youngest 🥺

The worse the world / news gets, the dumber the tv show I watch to escape.

I’m tired of being chilly and would very much like consistent warm weather tyvm

I might have to listen to sports radio tomorrow for the first time in many, many years just to hear the Mets fan meltdowns

The Mets losing 10 in a row brings me joy

I’m super excited for my kiddo’s first baseball game of the season but having to set an alarm for 6:15 am on a Saturday was absolutely brutal.

Big day for my 9 year old who absolutely loves the Cubs and absolutely hates the Mets

Me: For your first baseball game this weekend, just remember… it doesn’t matter if you win or lose, as long as you have fun!

My 5 year old: I know that but I really want to win and get the best hits.

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that the school year is almost over already.

The Yankees are testing my patience despite how early it is

Solo homers for everyone, apparently

The way the Yankees just keep immediately giving back leads lately is truly remarkable

Oh.

I really can’t wait for *hot* weather. I am so tired of being chilly. Maybe I run colder than most but I’m just really over it.

I regret signing my son up for hockey now that I’ve gotten the equipment list. Woof.

The Yankees are annoying me and it’s only April and dammit I had distanced myself from sports for a long time and I was much happier that way 😂 My kiddo got into it so I got back into it and now I regret my choices 😆

More cool space things, less terrible things pls

This is very clear to me

Like if you don’t realize that “abbie team” means “ice cream” then do you even know me at all?

Update: we should have ended it here

Married for almost 11 years and @mimbro1.bsky.social still can’t decipher my gibberish typo-ridden texts that I don’t correct because I assume he’ll get it

Do you think the astronauts’ first question will be “did IT happen yet”? iykyk

My 5 year old is mind blown that they land in the ocean when coming back to earth.

At the doctor and the panic that my brain does when someone gives me verbal directions is truly unrivaled. Put on robe, put current clothes in bag, go down hall to screening room… 🫨🫨🫨

The Yankees had 1 hit today? 😬

Frost on the grass in April 🤬