Also, earlier they said no offense & I knew it was an old phrase but I didn't know it was 1999 old

Like I recognize I'm questioning the reality of a mummy materializing gold from nothing but does he have flesh pockets? Cause like if a naked undead man can get pockets before women's clothes I just

Rewatching The Mummy (1999, duh) & when Imhotep offers gold Monopoly pieces to Beni, where is he pulling it from?

a shoulders-up headshot of an ancient chinese crested. his body is mostly hairless, with thin wisps of white. but the fur of his face and ears is forming an enormous heart shape from having been blown out by a fan. he’s rocking the salt-and-pepper look of an ambitious Helena Bonham Carter role, with more black along his neck and a bold gray streak atop his noggin and along the edges of his ears. his left eye is one big cloudy blue cataract.

This is Ricky. He was a runner-up in a pet photographer's "My Fabulous Weirdo" competition. Unfortunately when you are this fabulous, it can be very hard for the weird to shine through. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: portraitsofdogs)

a picture taken from the backseat of a car. the driver has his hands casually atop the steering wheel, and a golden retriever is contentedly curled up on the center console, looking back at you with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.

This is Hank. He will be joining you on your ride-share trip today. Because if he's not there, it's just a ride. 13/10 (FB: Franco P DiMarco)

a red toy poodle is sitting in front of a dark leather sofa, his chin tilted slightly up. his snout fur is so fluffy it’s completely blocking his eyes. underneath his little black nose, his mouth is open just enough to show off the tip of his tongue and four almost identical white teeth, like posts in a picket fence.

This is Nimo. He's not sure why everyone's obsessed with his smile. Might have something to do with his teeth, but he's not sure. 13/10 (IG: nyooochan)

Ok good. Well she wasn't my first or second choice, but third time's a charm
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Myki was a little shaky in those shoes
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Guess it's Team Myki for me then
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I'm so sad Darlene didn't get to dance in that. At least she got the same she would have for Miss Congeniality
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It's gotta be Darlene & Myki for the final two
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Darlene looks gorgeous
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How much the girls felt Jane got robbed that they all voted for her
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Ok now that's some irony
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Darlene better be Miss Congeniality AND winner of this season
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I was a bit distracted by screaming cat but Nini's song felt like nonsense to me
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Well Myki didn't make me cry so point to Darlene on that
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Well I'm Team Darlene but Myki's song was excellent
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Ok Darlene's song was cute but not terribly impressive
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This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Here are my top 10 dog and news reporter interactions!

This is Rex. He found a missing child in 12 minutes on his first tracking mission. "He’s kind of a triple threat," his handler said. He's trained as a therapy dog, explosive detection canine, and missing person tracker. When the girl was safe, Rex shifted to comfort mode. 14/10 (IG: arapahoeso)

This is Hildegard. She doesn't blink during breakfast because she doesn't want to miss anything. Cowboy hat unrelated. 13/10 (TT: hildebark)

This is Marlin. He has the hiccups. Would appreciate treats and cuddles during this trying time. 12/10 (TT: marlinthegolden0)

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

This is Moose. He has been accused of stealing a carrot. Too bad there's no evidence to back that up. 13/10 (TT: mooooooooooooose13)

a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

This is Marty. He played the role of Bruiser in a college production of "Legally Blonde" and nailed every line. Was confused when people were impressed though. What, like it's hard? 14/10 (IG: sirbaldwinandmarty)

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

a photo of a terrier mix named Panda, being held outside wearing a blue bandana and red bow and a small spot of blood visible under his nose.

a photo of Panda sitting in a car seat wearing a colorful harness, giving a slightly doe-eyed, curious look to the camera.

Panda is sitting on a rug near a doorway, wearing a red bow, looking up patiently, waiting for attention.

This is Panda. He was found as a stray with foxtails (grass-like weeds with sharp, barbed seed heads) lodged deep inside his nose. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover his $7,000 care. He's recovered and looking for a forever home with snoot-safe landscaping ❤️‍🩹