OOF

uh...nobody tell him okay?

big congrats assbott, don't forget about your old pal dandy

Columbus didn't fool Spain about the size of the Earth. The Spanish knew there was something to the West and needed a plausible reason to send money and men to figure out what it was.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Timeline do X:
Heil Hitler

Timeline do Threads:
Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial

Timeline do Substack:
Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro

Timeline do Bluesky:
Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu

The empty cockpit of a Jaguar iPace modified for Waymo robotaxi duty showing 65 miles per hour on a wide open freeway in the late morning sun of a clear day. Yours truly can just be made out taking the photo in the rear view mirror.

10 years after my first ever ride in what we now call a Waymo, I hit 65 MPH in one the other day.

This technology is taking longer to develop than a lot of people predicted, for very good reasons, but it's also extremely real.

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Gilbert-and-Sullivan-ass politics

Iran is broadcasting this VHF message: "Attention all ships, ​regarding the failure ⁠of the U.S. government to fulfil its commitment in the negotiation, Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz completely ​closed again.

Four years ago, the number of regular AI users was basically zero. Today, it's a billion. It may be the fastest-adopted technology in human history.

Time to blow this one up and start the rebuild. Too bad. Fun core, didn't have the juice for the playoffs.

Iran on Trump

Poe's Law Friday. Hate this holiday

you NEVER go full Hong Xiuquan

Exactly one year ago today:

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

Always apropo

Nice! What style are you pulling?

lol book of common prayer just owning me today

Gonna be the Amalgamated United Universal Church of Christ vs. Paula White Babtist Temple

Solving an Erdos problem with an elegant new proof is just mind-blowing.

"Forget it, he's rolling."

Gamers know the proper address is "Would you kindly...?"

Liposuction, lasik, hair transplant

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

I like that I live in a country where half of the people would probably visit Omelas and ask why there can’t be more children getting tortured in the basement