Yule Log
(Crocodile doesn’t do good/naughty lists. Crocodile hates everyone.)
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Independent Advice
(Evil advisor’s suggestions still have to pass through the house and senate to become law.)
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Escape room
(one of these knobs must open a door)
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Redwoods
(Dating advice from God is always going to be a bit dubious.)
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Famous Last Words
(My bucket list is a fucket list)
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Additions
(Bundle of joy has some other stuff bundled in.)
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Be blunt epilogue
(also good for hands-free peeling.)
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Be blunt
(what an edgelord)
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Red Letter Day
(Some day I hope to be upgraded to triple A)
www.oglaf.com/redletter/

Head or Tail?
(Not “short course” in that sense. We have a zero-pun policy at the school of fucking)
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Contrition
(Show us your penitence)
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Sourdough
(Dated a contortionist, started making pretzels.)
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Fetching
(I'm just here for the treats)
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Purview
(They’re not really stolen, I guess, it’s more joy-riding)
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Fucking on Ladders
(a ladder covered in lube is not safe for work.)
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Column
(I always giggle when I insert a column in a spreadsheet.)
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Crescendo
(There are lyrics but they’re only vowels.)
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Belltower
(For a defensive structure, the tower of sex is pretty offensive)
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Surge
(There were afternoon cum-showers but it wasn’t the storm we were expecting.)
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Biological Weapons
(Wow, the fog of war really stinks.)
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Chains
(My imaginary sex slaves get paid. I’m not a monster.)
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Sentence
(I’ll see you all at my sex appeal.)
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Flypaper
(Blessings in disguise are okay but I prefer curses in cosplay.)
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Sweetener
(I’m a muffin bottom, you’re a muffin top)
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Zing
(How you cook it matters)
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Fashionably late
(Slow and steady wins the race, as long as nobody fast entered.)
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32 Towels
(Soon afterwards I took up soap-carving)
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Social Climber
(Carnivorous plants are quite nice. It's the herbivorous ones that are trouble.)
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Nipples 3:16
(You’re lucky I didn’t use Yoga Flame)
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Tree-huggers
(I never did read that calendar)
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