definitely one of them yeah

If I'm a writer I'm going to keep using turns of phrase I like because humans came up with them first. AI is just a parrot.

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plus, fuck a robot. I make ideas with my own weird meat and electricity I generate MYSELF. fuck em.

So I'm gonna write as much "It's not just dick—it's cocke and balles" as I wanna

"why should I change? He's the one that sucks!!"

RIGHT exactly

right and if we do cede ground, whatever the "new" style of writing is will just be consumed in the training data and spat out as AI Style anyway

I am leaving language behind and returning to grunts and gestures. goodbye llms

i think its the already that irks me most because it implies that that change is the Obvious and Correct thing to do so why havent you done it yet

i refuse to cede ground here. let me use em dashes and "not just this but that" and whatever the fuck else

"if youre a writer just stop using the turns of phrase etc that AI tends to use already"

why should i have to

It’s so sad 2 see the em dash become controversial—it’s so dear to me

first date idea: we take shrooms and google obituaries of people who share our names

sure marijuana is great but have you ever tried spreading misinformation on the internet?

me

if you get high seven days a week and stay high for an hour every day you will be high 420 minutes a week so now you know that's where that comes from

you gotta find the people in your life that make you feel like you have a full $20 to spend at the scholastic book fair

finished my homework. later than i would have liked but what can i do about that now, its done

i tipped on the card ones because i knew by then you tip that guy but he was already getting a tip by overcharging me

i dont go out i didnt realize you tip the bartender until he got pissy

once didnt tip on a $5 shot because at that moment i only had $5 in cash then later when i had card money every shot that followed was charged as $6

2013 radio be like

yellign, stompin my feet]]]] i dotn feel good

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genuinely negligent at best

Every other time I’ve asked for like a Coke at a busy bar the bartender has given me a look of relief like, thank god I don’t have to do anything and I’ll still get a tip. That’s what I offer it, as a non-drinker.

For some reason I keep thinking about ordering a Shirley Temple at this one bar while it was busy and the bar tender giving me grief for ordering a non alcoholic drink and I dunno, I think as a bar tender you should be prepared for that