It’s all just no 😂

Totally eww

No no no no no

What?! I’m talking sense, that’s what I’m talking about

I was given some free fresh eggs yesterday and someone suggested putting cheese in scrambled eggs. I thought ewww dirty bastard but, being egg-curious I tried it just now and wow yeah it’s as fucking disgusting as I thought

The thing with Gen X and music is that yes we had grunge but we also had rock and funk and hip hop and rap and pop and house and trance and lounge and reggae and soul and Gregorian chants ffs.

My work takes me to some very lovely places

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

I think I have decided that I’m am very tired of being me

I drove past Hampton Court Palace while listening to a scary audiobook just now. Gave meself the willies a bit there

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And the Lord said, ‘My son. To gain great favour and immortality and thyself the hottest wife in the Heavens, thou must dance and lip sync with great joy to Umbrella’

SLEPT LIKE GARBAGE SO TODAY WE CHOOSE VIOLENCE

A while back I received an email that a photo of mine that had been sold via an agency thing blah blah dunno didn’t really read it. I just got the payment through. A princely sum of 5 cents

And the Lord said, ‘My son. To gain great favour and immortality and thyself the hottest wife in the Heavens, thou must dance and lip sync with great joy to Umbrella’

And the Lord looked upon the ground and said,
‘Doeth thy Shake and Vac and lo, thou freshness will be restored’

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

We tentatively emerge from the darkness of the long winter. Wild eyed with matted hair and dressed in rags, the survivors of the Great Bluesky Outage of 2026. History books will be written about us

Ah thank you ☺️

We tentatively emerge from the darkness of the long winter. Wild eyed with matted hair and dressed in rags, the survivors of the Great Bluesky Outage of 2026. History books will be written about us

Oh…are we back?

Happy Birthday!

I thought it was my WiFi at first as it was playing up again

I see Bluesky is up the spout again 🙄

Then I am too because that all sounds perfect

I love that ☺️

Have a laugh on me stolen from reddit

This is totally me except I’m not even chatty online. Right barrel of laughs, me 🙄

How did you get a picture of my actual feet 😆

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