I love that they were both “let’s take this outside”

Thankfully there was no sign of her

Oh those Pets! Amazing, Requiem in Denim and Leopard Skin was my number one wish for the show and they added it for my date

The ceiling racoons?

You’re a broadcaster now

Returned home to find that some feral creature has thrown my clothes all over my room in - I assume - desperate pursuit of an outfit to wear today.

I’m no Vorderman but I think your maths is wrong.

Wall to wall bangers

Only a matter of time though

A personal blog about problematic girlband members

You are simply too powerful

Goodnight sweet princess

The Popjustice forum is closing. What am I supposed to do with my time now? Am I expected to do my JOB instead?

She didn’t turn up AND they played the number one song on my wish list before the encore

With them touring the greatest hits seemingly until the end of time I had MANY devices ready to get tickets to this!

They’re promoting a screening of a musical they’ve done with her this week, I’m not so sure

10 years ago that would have been an incredible treat. TERFism is an absolute rot.

Absolute banger

I don’t travel any other way tbh

I’m seeing the Pet Shop Boys later and I’m terrified they’re going to wheel Fr*nces Barber out as a “special” guest

What other way do we listen to her?

I am a proper indie music fan. Proper 6 music. I send thousands on vinyl and gigs. Best musical experience of the last 10 years was the Steps musical.

Not to ruin your day but I’m fairly sure he donated to Glinner…

I know there are worse things going on but it makes me very sad that this has been renamed from Slut’s Spaghetti.

BREAKING: The Doomsday Clock has been set to WINE O’CLOCK

No, I’m fine.

I can’t believe we live in a world where we are doing Harry Potter films again when there are 50+ amazing Discworld movies that haven’t been made yet

Watching Curtain: Poirot’s Last Case, so yes I am setting myself up for an evening of misery

Compare the Market has really ruined meercats for me, a friend just sent me a photo of one from the zoo and my immediate thought was "ugh not that cunt"