Kidnapping.
Launching an unprovoked war without Congress.

Hey, Congress, you don't really get a lot higher of crimes than that. Time to impeach and remove.

Your post is very important to us. Thank you for posting, and someone will comment on your post shortly.

Assuming that by that time it is still legal to vote for anyone other than Trump or his chosen successor.

Does anyone want to come take a look at archery equipment on display in a circle?

Nah, it sounds bow ring.

To those who claim that refugees and immigrants are an invasion-
Ask someone who's actually been through an invasion. It's not the same thing.

Apparently someone manufactured a rabbit flavoured soda. In honor of Easter, I decided to try it.
It was not very good.
Don't try any bunny fizziness.

Hang on... if one day is equal to the rest of the year, then Trump's term should end around the end of the week, right?

Welcome to the jungle,
we've got turkey legs,
we've got lots of actors,
and we ignore the regs,

in the jungle, welcome to the jungle,
where we kind of have to beg.

News out of the Vatican.
It appears that they have a team of folks working with an electronic payment site. It was revealed, however, that someone had drilled a hole in the wall to spy on them.

This is, of course, the Papal paypal people peephole.

Red are the roses,
Blue is the sky,
This poem should count as
your third reply.

I'm currently playing poker, and we're wagering leatherworking tools.
I'm awl in at this point.

Good to see you!

I really can't stay--
Baby your nose is alight
I've got to go way
Just guide my sleigh tonight.

Would it help if I called you names and went on an unhinged rant? If it will make you comfortable, I can try.

Huzzah!