Trump Erects Smaller-Than-Average Flag Pole on South Lawn

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Carlson to Cruz: “You Don’t Know How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?”

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Face Masks Finally Win Over Right-Wingers

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Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape in Retrial—Immediately Launches Presidential Campaign

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Trump Thanks Military “Suckers and Losers” After Rambling Speech

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Mass Deportation Supporter Shocked After Wife Deported—“Wait, Not Her!”

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Trump: Military parade protesters will be met with 'very big force' — The Hill President Trump on Tuesday warned potential protesters who are planning to attend Saturday’s military parade in Washington, D.C., that they would be met with “very big force.”

You know what to do, America.

Sen. Tuberville Shits Himself Again—Blames “Radical Left”

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Melania “Accidentally” Swept Up in ICE Raid—Trump Asks If Anyone Has Seen Ivanka

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Obama Promises to Pardon L.A. Protesters in His Third Term—“It’ll Be Lit, Fam”

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L.A. Protesters Told to Wear MAGA Hats and Yell “Stop the Steal” to Avoid Republican Rage

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Gays watching two of the world’s messiest attention whores fight to the death during Pride Month:

U.S. Bans Travel From Canada After Terror Attack by Egyptian Man—Experts Exhausted

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Mississippi Passes “No Loads Refused” Bill Banning Ejaculation Without Insemination

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Death Row Inmate’s Final Meal Request: Jonathan Bailey’s Ass

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Musk Denies Ketamine Use as Syringe Dangles From Neck—Trump Blames the Clintons

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Republican Senator Hits Earth’s Core After Reaching New Low

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Screaming Toddler Ejected From WestJet Flight at 30,000 Feet—Passengers Applaud

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Tax Cheat Fraudster Pardons Other Tax Cheat Fraudsters

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Trump’s Demented Golden Dome Tweet Draws Bipartisan Reaction from Former Prime Ministers

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Trump Demands USDA Investigate Why Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10 but Buns in 8

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Trump Demands All Prisons Hit “Black Quota” or Risk Losing Federal Funding

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He Let Elon Musk Put a Computer Up His Ass—His Life Hasn’t Been the Same Since

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Fisher-Price Outsells Tesla in Europe

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God Says He Made a Terrible Mistake—“There Might Have Been a Mix-Up”

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Florida Beachgoers Stunned as Stephen Miller Arranges Shells into Weird Confession

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Trump Announces Plan To Declassify Victoria’s Secret

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RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm in Critical Condition After Host Swims in Contaminated Water

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