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if you're able, please help out the folks at BWT. they're good folks who ran into some unexpected issues, and could use a helping hand now to get things back together.

even if you can't afford it, a signal boost helps too. support indie media!

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dudes writing "FIXING THE DOGSHIT SERIES FINALE" are just doing fan fiction with extra steps

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I used to post on a forum where a guy was a known troll and contrarian but despite this he was really good at pissing everyone off. One time he said he could easily defeat three, perhaps even four dogs in combat and everyone got so mad we debated it for pages.

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as soon as i posted this bluesky stopped working and is now giving me forbidden errors constantly. they dont want me speaking the truth

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its canon that sheldon cooper and steven hawking are friends, which begs the question... did sheldon ever go to the island

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there's a whole thread here and i only hope one day i can have the same clarity and courage in my convictions as this writer

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I know some of the writers involved here, and I've loved and followed their work for years. This is the future of journalism and culture writing, if we show up for it.

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...moonhattan...

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Bumble had a surgery to remove his top fangs due to dental disease and today he went to the vet for his check up. He's doing great but he has forgotten how to hiss. He just makes this face and looks at you.

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We have had our fun with the shenanigans of early Ian Watson books but he undoubtably helped form the bedrock for the setting and that can’t go understated.

RIP to a real one

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A mask of a human face attached to a mechanical apparatus, gazing up at a patch of blue sky visible through a hole in its concrete bunker.

A mask of a human face attached to a mechanical apparatus, gazing up at a patch of blue sky visible through a hole in its concrete bunker.

Analog horror was inspired by '90s media, and now we may be in for "AI horror" as a new subgenre www.rogue.site/editorials/a...

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what does a pope who's strong on crime look like

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this is why we have a male loneliness epidemic. this guy's skewing the stats

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everyone's kind of sick of them and they're enjoying the peace and quiet

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Rogue Trader is a CRPG with a slew of romances, most notably you can fuck an evil elf who will brand you

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Cole Phelps Makes a Mistake - LA Noire
Cole Phelps Makes a Mistake - LA Noire YouTube video by Blaster Nation

LA Noire is such an all-timer. I quote this at least once a week www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV...

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this used to be Blizzard's whole thing and everyone praised them for it - they'd take a popular genre with roadblocks and make it more accessible. Starting with inspiration just makes sense!

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the moon's had it too good for too long

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For the Emperor,

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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the town of silent hill keeps trying to draw me in with lures pulled from my inner mind but i really don't want to travel right now so i keep quietly tossing the letters from my dead loved ones and the ominous dreams about a foggy town. really pissing the ghosts off with this one

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lmaoooo

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We used to promote job opportunities for our youth. There used to be fifteen year olds out there providing marriage counselling via World of Warcraft. You just don't see that anymore

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Happy birthday!!

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the realtor just sells every feature by saying shit like 'the schools are so good.... they're worth dying for....'

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i would let her rack up eight thousand dollars in microtransactions

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@cassmarshall.bsky.social is one of the founders of @rogue.site and you can subscribe at rogue.site!

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