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UNIVERSAL’s Epic Universe opens in 69 days

When a Universal Team Member calls me out for wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt

When you’re picked to be “that guy” on Monsters Inc Laugh Floor, but you have anxiety

Getting real close to 40k followers on the Instagram. I’m more active over there as well, in case you’re not following, it would mean a lot if you did. ❤️

This would have been my pitch for a Gulf of Mexico rebrand

“Don’t be petty. The Cast Member was just doing their job.”

Karens rolling up to Guest Relations:

Happy anniversary to one of the most iconic celebrity tweets of all time

Did you know that me and Pedro Pascal worked together at EPCOT’s Food and Wine Festival in 2007?

What’s the most caucasian restaurant concept and why is it Chicken Salad Chick?

You mean we’re losing the Rivers of America, but gaining a Gulf of America?

What are your Disney hot takes?

Same vibes

Every Disney Dad getting dressed for Animal Kingdom

🚗 *drives by a farm
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Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

🗣️ TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE TO FIND MORE WAYS TO INCREASE FOOD PRODUCTION AND PROTECT OUR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT. ONLY THEN, WILL WE TRULY BE LIVING WITH THE LAND.

Me + the noodles at Ohana

Disney Adults who sometimes rather vacation somewhere else: Check in! 🙋🏻‍♂️

BREAKING: Tiny Tim did NOT die

Being visited by 3 ghosts brb