I think we should normalize knocking out n*zi’s on sight

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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Blue states should stop subsidizing red states so they can finally die out.

Anyway FUCK YOU TRUMP, FUCK YOU ELON MUSK, FUCK YOU VIVEK, FUCK YOU JD VANCE. CHOKE ON A FAT DICK.

The agreement was very clear: like all oligarchs, they can continue making billions only if they kiss Trump’s ass.

There are two types of voters who supported Donald Trump: those who regret it and those who will regret it but don’t know it yet.

They also get thanksgiving treats

Bluesky is a much better place ngl. No defending shitty people cause they wanna emasculate themselves to compensate for lil something something

Trump vows tariffs over immigration. What the numbers say about border crossings, drugs and crime President-elect Donald Trump is threatening tariffs on Mexico and Canada as he seeks to portray them as responsible for illegal immigration and drug smuggling.

The number of people entering the United States illegally from Mexico is at its lowest in four years. Unlike Donald, the numbers don’t lie.

Tr*mpies are the biggest idiots on the planet. Like holy shit. There’s no point in trying educate them cause they’d rather believe in conspiracy theories than years of research and evidence.

Me and Stanley Cup champion, one of my favorite defensemen in the NHL since he was a Duck, BRANDON MONTOURRRRRRRRR (i’m on the left)

Classic narcissist. Overly fake nice. Fuck you, Bones.

Tyson looked better than Stipe does. That was awful.

DO BRONX MY GOAT WALKED BY THAT ORANGE FUCK

Follow @sandiegogulls.bsky.social

Itsa me. In case the Gulls ever wanna make a bluesky they gotta butter me up for the @

Black and white photo of a medium haired white cat lying in loaf position on a lawn. The photo is pretty striking because it’s fairly dark but the cats’ face is dramatically illuminated by light streaming in from the right. It is reminiscent of how women’s faces were often lit in noir films of the 1940s and 50s. The cats’ eyes look they might be two different colors but it’s unclear if it’s due to heterochromia or just the stark lighting.

Noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Stinks

Damn this is already more high tech than twitter 😭

🚨BREAKING: RFK Jr.’s brain worm set to give exclusive tell all interview on what it was like struggling to survive being so malnourished without any sustenance tonight at 7!!!🪱

Bilbo sits upright on the living room floor, looking happily into the camera with his massive face. His eyes lit by the sun outside, he says "I am sitting politely"

i am sittign polite

LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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Peek a boo

An orange and white cat and a tortoiseshell cat, looking smug. And sleepy. But mostly smug

Happy gotcha day to these two perfections of catdom. No longer mean street cats, they get annoyed if their bedtime gets disrupted or if their human moves when they’re napping.

I love them so much and they have made this last year immeasurably better

a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI

Black cat

my baby boy

Twitter/X turned to shit after that dumbass incel bought it.

Cats