Good news: Down 17lbs since December

Bad news: My butt is the only part that looks smaller 😔

Well if I don’t hear back about this job is it time for an OnlyFans?

My birthday is less than two weeks away and I don’t have plans and don’t know what I’m going to do ☠️

I’m such a slut for hotel yogurt.

Leg day at the gym
Forgotten headphones at home
Make workout hellish

- A Haiku by Dr. Good Boy, PhD 😮‍💨

Ready for the second round interview!

Hi I’m Paul 🐒

The sense of superiority I feel being one of the first people to vote at my polling place

This is the Puerto Vallarta of Kanto

Job interview #1 tomorrow. Please send good vibes bloomfies 🥰

When my social battery runs out and I need to go home

Allow me to set the scene
Our story begins at 2:27 a.m. on a rainy night in Paris, cue the thunder ⚡️🎻

Clodsire and I want you to bring us coffee

Love how hot my optometrist is 😇

It’s 70 degrees on a Saturday and I’m feeling like a good boy 🥰

Thank youuuu bb

Clock the name change. I successfully defended my PhD yesterday!

Just saying bulge pics >>>>> dick pics

Also taking suggestions for new bsky handle names

Easiest starter choice I’ve ever had

Okay so that new gen video looked crunchy to everyone right? Are we going to repeat scarlet and violet?

Writing a thesis? 0/10. Don’t recommend. Just quit grad school.

Wearing red for Lunar New Year

Happy Valentine’s Day to @banderson526.bsky.social. One of the first pics we ever took with our most recent one 😇♥️❤️💕

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing that’s happened in the work room. She fucking KNEW she’d have a use for it when she packed and she DID

🥺

Good morning Bluesky. I hope you all have a wonderful day 😇🥰