Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Who is excited to watch me @mrkbennett.bsky.social, @tryingcasualgames.bsky.social and @kurohitsuki.bsky.social play Magic at 4am this weekend!? I know I am. And we get to raise money for the Trevor Project!!?!! What a dream come true.

Twitch Twitch is the world

TONIGHT @dndpodcast.bsky.social returns to Isakai Mountain! Can our heroes @jennifercheek.bsky.social, @nikahoward.bsky.social and @themikebachmann.bsky.social survive and save the cultists? Find out tonight at 8pm est Twitch.tv/geeklyinc

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

the new pokemon starters go crazy

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

A sad yellow emoji with a big ass, with the text: “Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔”

Ser Duncan the Tall when he shows up in Ashford

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

YES!!!! Another holder of the cinnamon secret ingredient. No idea why it works so well, but it does each time.

Jealous!!! Looks really good

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Skeleton weightlifter meme: Microsoft is a corporation that turns news headsline "Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI" into news headline "Windows 11 Update KB5053787 Reportedly Causing SSD Failures"

After the big Teams update they did a few months ago, we have two users that consistently have their desktop Teams desync and stop working. Micrsoft just shrugged their shoulders though and have been zero help. My anxieties for Windows 12 only grows the more they keep half baking all their features

I just took Milly's old laptop and slapped Linux Mint on it to force myself to get old games to work and learn about the other gaming solutions. So far the Wi-Fi card in the laptop isn't compatible, but besides that working okay! Proton on Steam and the Heroic Launcher make it so easy.

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Shout out to the black widow that made a home inside the water spigot by our front door. Our bug problem has (mostly) gone away since.

As Democrats apparently flock to Substack, here’s a reminder of what they’re about:

When we had unreasonable noise complaints from our downstairs neighbor, we bought a really thick rug and it helped us out a lot ( he finally got a noise complaint from HIS downstairs neighbor which I think helped more but...). It's a shitty situation though, and I am sorry!

Last night's recording of @dndpodcast.bsky.social was an all timer. It feels so good to know that 12 years in we can still make each other laugh until we almost puke. From evil Deborah to Knuckles, the bar with both a boxing gym and pleasure house included to meat pipes, an all around great time.

AND after a wild D&D recording we will be playing Heroes of the Storm (???) over at www.twitch.tv/gamecrimes at 10 cst

I woke up today still thinking about how cool this project is. I would love to see videos about how you did the setup!

Whenever I see this mf in a TV show, I know I'm in for a great time. Season 1 of the Terror is so good!!!!

Milly introduced me to HxH two nights ago and I frequently have to pause and go "what.... is the setting of this world I don't get it." Episode 1 has a wooden ship with sails/rudders, but inside the captain drives it on a modern day computer system. Loving it so far though!

A man grilling steaks in the rain.

You are already a steak master in my heart