a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car with its head out the window . ALT: a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car with its head out the window .

it's a good thing that nothing deeply traumatic will ever happen to any future light-haired femme love interests right?

fixed it for you, let's be real

thank you all for (almost) 700 followers! c:

as usual, i'm going to do a pose raffle to celebrate the milestone! the winner will be chosen after i actually hit 700, but at the earliest on 19/APR.

previous winners will be rerolled, but if they win twice, who am i to question lady luck?

#almondpose

if not wife then why wife-shaped?????

not her wife, by the way.

#almondcomic
ft. @chaoticsleepy.bsky.social!!

a small disagreement.

#almondcomic
ft. @chaoticsleepy.bsky.social :3

ypu'd never guess that they started that morning thinking they were broken up (platonically).

trying something new.

#almondnsfw
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elle calls anri her brave dutiful chewtoy in bed

what's anri's move

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment

protect the trans women in your community, end of story

i think trying to actively frame a trans woman as a pedophile bc they dislike her is one of the most despicable things someone can do. there is incredible social power over trans women with accusations of predatory behaviour. it's the singular most potent form of transmisogyny there is. fuck this.

response here's my side: first and foremost, i've never been one to obsessively take screenshots of conversations with people so i could later recontextualize them as blackmail dirt or use them as some sort o...

heya. a cyberstalker of mine recently put up a google doc out on me accusing me of grooming among other things bc i called him out, so here's my response. in short, the person mentioned confirmed they were an adult & they were the one to initiate, and did so in order to create blackmail material.

how do you like your eggs?

#almondcomic
#almondnsfw (implicitly)
ft. @chaoticsleepy.bsky.social

gotta keep them iron levels up so elle can have HER lunch

ham and cheese.

#almondcomic
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she's rly hitting the :D

(@chaoticsleepy.bsky.social)

maybe this whole adventuring business isn't so bad, actually.

#almondcomic
ft. @chaoticsleepy.bsky.social :3

wait I'm goofy and misread..

but the idea's still the same.

My official statement as Miss Almonds' (Not So) Legal Counsel:

u know would could rly use a sensual massage? a femme doctor who is overworked because her partner nearly gets killed at least once a month.

imp... slayer?

#almondcomic
2/2

imp... slayer?

#almondcomic
1/2

(shitposting aside... 😭❤️)

In that case, does this mean that after Valentione's Day that Anri will be keeping a lingerie-clad Elle on her person at all times or that Anri will, in fact, be wearing said lingerie itself on her own person at all times henceforth.

there is no wrong answer, just asking for a friend

calling honeybees "livestock" will never stop amusing me because in 95% of scenarios (like unless they're totally indoors somehow?) they have the ability to quit. if you suck at keeping bees, they will eat all the honey, take their mom, and leave. we are just the property managers

I mean, I wasn't going to name and shame, but yeah...... LMAO

To clarify for the concerned:

While I am terribly uncoordinated and no stranger to falling (even down staircases), rest assured that this was only a figurative fall. My poor, sad bones are weary, but otherwise unharmed.

LMAO

Spring forward, they said.

Instructions unclear, my brain replied.

And so instead I just tripped and fell face first down a comedically long flight of stairs instead.