will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

On Becoming A Cat Please understand: the external metamorphosis comes only at the very end, after a long, sustained effort. There is a lot of inner work you have to do before then. Also there is luck involved.

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Thought this was Jack Antonoff

So beautiful

I’m not Not-All-Menning but the male ideal being difficult/ time consuming/ requiring consumption is partially mediated by advertising, which creates unrealistic weird standards because that’s how you get people to buy stuff.

Maybe the role of mass marketing has something to do w this. Like as much as I think femme desire is ignored or thwarted I also think that 100 years ago modern Madison Ave hadn’t manufactured desire/insecurity for decades and without that people kind of just thought hot people were hot

I’m headed down south on a little road trip! Get in touch if you’d like to make memories💋💋💋
Philly: 3/2
DC: 3/4-6
Asheville: 3/9-10
Nashville: 3/10-11
Memphis: 3/11-12
Austin: 3/18-23

I just went on a bookstore date

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Dear reader, I … 😈

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Not yet I didn’t!

Train Journey Through America's Southwest | Canyon Spirit Experience a scenic rail journey through the American Southwest. Discover stunning landscapes and unforgettable adventures with Canyon Spirit.

Because two of the best parts of train travel are embarking and disembarking

And one of the not always as great parts is the beds

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If I had more time, energy and agita I could get most of these people to give me enough numbers to find out their blood type

But if my aunt had wheels she’d be a tram

All of my clients require discretion

All of them

I am not part of a super secret club where high profile individuals wear sashes around their necks saying “I met this fox on the internet”

“You don’t understand, I can’t screen because I’m IMPORTANT” just makes you sound like a rube

From the Spanish community on Reddit: Another Bad Bunny Song Explained in Excruciating Detail (BAILE INoLVIDABLE) Explore this post and more from the Spanish community

In honor of historic win and awesomeness: I found this useful as someone whose Spanish needs a lil work

Also this song makes me cry

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The Two-Sentence Outline that Defines the Form: An Interview with George Saunders  - The Rumpus “Usually, I try to make things as brief as I can (my model is one of those wind-up toys and I wind it up and drop it on the floor and it races right under the couch. The end). But with this, and with…

I love this author and loved this interview

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Every year around this time I start getting intense emails from the seed and garden people. Every day, “Did you buy your seeds yet?? Have you thought about your plants? Are you considering??” And tbh I love it. I SHOULD be thinking about lil baby plants, you’re right! Thanks!

When you are very beautiful and fine with keeping your dead cousin in the closet, but not OK with being lobotomized, actually 

Just back in NYC from another beautiful jaunt in a warm place, feeling like a very lucky girl, hoping you’ll kiss my tanlines 💋

Do you long for my touch like I do yours?

In 2026, We Are Friction-Maxxing In the face of technologies that sell us escapism at every turn, we need to build up tolerance for “inconvenience.”

I loved this

Can you crawl back in w me, just for a second

I got stuck in paradise

I crop
You crop
We crop

Oh heck yeah

A wife in a house that’s 😈

Interesting take on near future china, polyandry as a solution for the gender imbalance not accompanied by what we would call feminism, don’t think I’ve ever read anything with that schism before 

Back in NYC, missing the sun
Way tanner than this actually 😉💋

Flowers and the golden hour remind me of you

So grateful for this wonderful night, G! I always have a wonderful time with you, but this was special 💋

Misspelled du,
Duh

If you’re doing last-minute holiday shopping and you want to help me wrap a _very_ special present? Fleur de mal gift cards always fit😘💓

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