black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

LMAO this is the funniest fucking video I've seen in a while, Dutch is such an unserious language

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

A black cat holding his front paw on an open container with packets of cat food. Cat's expression tries to convey something. Caption reads: "Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

President James A Garfield

So great

Hobitit 1 Bilbo Eng sub The Hobbits Finland 1993 YouTube video by Second Breakfast

the whole thing is on youtube, btw, with english subtitles:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzW...

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

Today is the Blue Jays home opener and as good a time as any to share this truly wonderful baseball (and indeed life) advice from former Jay Mookie Wilson. Believe in yourselves folks.

Looking at this makes you gay

I hope your being sarcastic

men whats stopping from you wearing slutty little shorts like this

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

What a queen

roscoe jarboe

all the ladies at TJ Maxx when they hear what's on sale sound like:

OMG they released the deposition videos where they revealed that these two DOGE bros were just feeding grants into ChatGPT and saying "tell me if this is DEI in less than 120 characters."

www.techdirt.com/2026/02/19/d...

Poster for teenage mutant ninja turtles 2: secret of the ooze, poorly edited to say "secret of my balls"

Challenge for those who are very confident that KFC’s new Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl isn’t conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

oops, too high!

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

You ever just sit in your truck

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

All of the companies selling properties to ICE have names. For instance, the company who sold a warehouse in San Antonio to ICE for their concentration camp here is called Oakmont Industrial Group out of Atlanta, GA and the members of their board are publicly available on LinkedIn. Thanks.

abobo with hog

abobo hog courtesy of @emmaline.spills.wine