The strait is still all fucked up

Girthmeisterr Meistergirtherr

@internettheo2.bsky.social you get that strait opened yet? i'm getting nowhere on my end.

To the grape!

what if i fucking kill you

it's so goddamn silly

the star of napa boys looked a little like craig healy

Napa Boys, what a fucking film

love this fucking guy

NAPA BOYS time. lfg people

Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious

I think Kash Patel is trying his best and that should be enough for us.

“Right, but next time there’s something you didn’t request for dinner, what can we do instead of screaming and yelling?”

“Make sure I ask for sushi next time”

“Yes, but…yeah. That’s the correct takeaway.”

Balatro asked for Chinese food. When it arrived she lost her shit because she meant Japanese. After she chilled and ate beef and lo mein, I asked what could she have done differently when the “wrong” food arrived and she said “next time I should just ask for sushi”

BriTANicK movie fun

i bet birds would be cute if i was psychotic and not terrified by them

mike & nick & nick & alice real real real real good

gotta get vince vaughn in a marvel

i just remember the number for 911 and dyfs

For years, musicians have been wondering if they could put some stank on it when they should have been asking if they *should* put some stank on it.

John Titor fucked with the timeline. Activating the Large Hadron Collider made it worse.

He’s the brother of Lee Daniels, from Lee Daniels’ The Butler

It must be nice knowing you won’t have to update this list leading up to WrestleMania 43 next year

I call them happy endings, but you know, potato potato

It was a fine Night of Champions PPV

actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up

that certainly was the most recent wrestlemania in history