I’m as innocent as I am unproblematic 👀

I’m gonna make a rage-bait post and then go “omg guys it’s not that serious” in the comments so I can be like the other posters

:D love it

I can't believe I have to share oxygen with people this dumb. smh

Sorry, we ran out of medals.

Wait until you realize organic foods aren’t any healthier, and are worse for the environment.

GMOs all the way, baby.

So glad I didn’t get the “be weird and insufferable every time someone posts food” gene.

What a weird fucking person you are.

Bestie. Reading comprehension. *please.*

No one even suggested it. Please don’t be this dumb

Bestie did you even read the comment

It’s almost like that’s the exact and exclusive point of this post

“Instead of FEEDING children- I’d like my tax dollars to be exclusively spent on obliterating other countries.”

Bestie are you good??? Ffs

Kids. We’re talking about feeding kids while they’re at school.

“Rich” families send their kids to private schools, dear.

You’re talking about the same thing but you can’t even hear yourself because you’re so stuck up. Looool

?? All of what you said is categorically false.

Food waste doesn’t happen because of “free food.” In fact, free food is the anti-thesis to food waste

Bestie did you hit your fucking head? Good lord. What a dumbass take

It’s actually too early for this kind of stupidity, lemme get my coffee and I’ll get back to you.

You look absolutely exquisite in this- and it looks so well done to boot. 🥰 great job

I’m gonna eat three packets of oatmeal about this

Yes. I know what you meant- and it’s still pedantic, and still technically quite wrong- dearest.

*that’s still technically an orbit bestie

*sigh*

First of all, being a reply-person is so goddamn cringe.

And being entirely incorrect on top of it? *chefs kiss

Never change.

Trajectory and orbit are synonyms bestie <3 and they are, in fact, in orbit.

Please find something more interesting to do with your life.

:P

You’d actually be wrong as hell, but by all means- confidently and incorrectly assert yourself.

This is your ascension I just know it

I feel so seen lmao

If you wanna know what kind of person a creator is, just look at their fanbase.

very this, lol. I have barely been on lately

Same. And what irks me to no end is that there is objectively zero net-positive to letting your cats outdoors.

It only “enriches” cats lives by proxy of being neglected.

Cats live massively longer indoors and encounter massively less health issues. It’s whole ass abuse/neglect normalized.

Sugar does not have the ability to cut acidity. The only thing it can do is mask the taste of acidity- and to do that you would, in fact, need more than a tiny amount.

Baking soda is the waaaaaay.

Pubmed, frontiers in veterinary science, JAVMA, HLES, JAS, DAP-

All have extensive scientific studies and peer-reviewed journals that ALL (100%) come to the conclusion that kibble is not only great for dogs, but better than raw and homemade diets for animals in terms of life longevity

Eat a curb

Hey bestie. No it’s not. You’re absolutely fucking stupid and should stop sharing your stupid with the world. Thanks so much!