I did take doggo for a walk. Wind was a killer out here.

I could tell you a story, but not here.

I drove past that one.

We only check our mailbox 3x/wk anyways.

Cartoon by Stephen Collins, here's the script: ___ 1 MARY [in the stable, talking to an iPhone being held by a baffled looking JOSEPH]: Hey guys! Mary here! 2 MARY: Today I’m going to talk to you about how to build your career as an influencer 3 MARY: OK first up is: Great content 4 MARY: Find a good, ‘grammable setting, like this rustic barn 5 MARY: Next is narrative - Use captions to tell your story, like: 6 [Show Mary’s Instagram post, her holding baby in the hay and caption reads]: My new baby is the Son of God 7 MARY: BOSH - I’ve doubled my follower count from 3 to 6 in just one hour [ We see the three Kings appear in doorway with their gifts, standing next to the three Shepherds] 8 MARY: Once you’re at that point you’ll start getting offers to to promote products 9 FIRST KING [sinking to his knees, holding forth his myrrh]: OH BLESSED SON OF - MARY [swiping myrrh off him]: Cheers 10 [Show Mary’s IG post again, posing with the myrrh. Caption reads]: THIS MYRRH IS LUSH GUYS #myrrh 11 MARY: Next thing you know you’ll have founded a world religion and your engagement will be through the roof 12 MARY [pointing downwards as she talks to camera]: Thank me later guys, like and subscribe!

Two turtle doves

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.

They fired 10 shots at him. Video circulating on Facebook.

I use a borrowed Rogers login from a family member. Only the phone picks up my actual location. Other devices use IP address which they probably figure is in Ontario.

The struggle is real. I can steam the #NHLJets game via TSN on my phone, but not on my laptop or my TV (Firestick).

5 minutes before this one.

I'm not complaining. It was a much better drive to work than anticipated early this morning.

The issue with the roads across SW Manitoba right now is they are completely ice-covered. This is near Shilo.

#mbstorm #snowstorm #winterstorm #mbshighway

I was just happy the highway was just wet this morning.

There is on the western outskirts of the City, but just a dusting on grass and roofs.

Y'all ain't coming back from that. #bluebombers

Steaming on TSN here using a family member who has cable's account. Give up our Shaw Direct when we got fibre Internet. No cable option here.

Chilli is out. Maybe nachos!

Chicken wings and possibly chilli. And bevies of course.

Wares

Last time I sampled their wears it was meh. That's a couple of years back.

Hi!

Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetz’s face, reading “When QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didn’t know this is what they meant.”

Oh myyy

I now have 10,000 followers here but over 5.9 million at the other place. If you want Me to switch for good I need you to get the word out that I'm here, pathetically desperate for worship (just like in real life), and filled with even more contempt for you here than I was there.

We'll be doing that in Lorette tomorrow.

The image shows a large lake freighter ship named "Edmund Fitzgerald" sailing on a body of water. The ship has a white superstructure with a red hull and is flying a flag from its mast. The sky is overcast, and there is a plume of smoke coming from the ship's smokestack, indicating it is in operation. The ship is well-known due to its tragic sinking in a storm on Lake Superior in 1975, which inspired the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.

On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank beneath the waves of Lake Superior during a massive storm.
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Let's learn more about this tragedy.

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Joined a long while back but I pretty much ignored this platform. Looks like it may start happening now.