You can't tell me what to do. It's my right to die alone, crushed under half assembled flat pack furniture

The Bye Bye Bread
Don't eat it.
Don't bake it.

A view of Big Boss crouched inside a box with a gun in his hand, his ass is in focus

For @cherrydoom.bsky.social
The clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards...

#art #commission #commissionart #mgs

Seems indifferent. Things go back to status quo pretty quickly. She had a great time with my mom so maybe she's mad about having to leave.

Reunited

Newark airport

Munich airport

Tbilisi airport
(My bag was found and it's currently back in the US in customs limbo while I try to explain that its all stuff that comes from America anyway)

Important sightings

Tbilisi

They call me

Munich airport.
(Lost my bag with everything important but my passport and phone. Lost and found could not achieve the "found" stage. I think I can get by till I get home in 2.5 weeks but whooo boy it ain't good.

A cardboard standee of Chester the cheetah stands in front of a kiosk called "NUTS ON CLARK"

Chicago airport

Austin airport

Procedural apple material

A small cheap Christmas stocking with some poorly applied glitter in the shape of a jack o lamtern

Stocking decorating at work.
There were some glue and glitter mishaps

Gonna need several days to recover from the mildly awkward interaction I just had with a stranger who I will never see again.

This sleep visualization podcast tells me to relax and then halfway through tells me to imagine I turn on a sleep visualization podcast. Really immersive stuff.

Low-Poly coffee cup made in Blender

I have not, sounds cool!

more like silent dillf

Star orb (storb) made in blender