At least it wasn't "8 1, 8 bloody 1"

Made my day with a reference to Golden Gordon

Could start be simply holding elections at the weekend.

But using the power of AI (or just a calculator) you would probably need 10000 lorries per tanker. Placing these nose to tail that would stretch over 100 miles.

But using the power of AI (or just a calculator) you would probably need 10000 lorries per tanker. Placing these nose to tail that would stretch over 100 miles.

Alternatively Wormold to Forest perhaps?

Sample size was 143. A bit pointless really

Deep down we all know that, but really didn’t need reminding. Much better in denial at this stage.

Whatever

Do you think we'll achieve Net Zero before 2030?

AKA Donald J Dump

Almost as traditional as Christmas

What does that even mean?

Who is Lalas?

Do everyone a favour and don’t mention this worthless bull in your write up tomorrow. As a football fan Fifa doesn't represent me

Anyone pointed out to him some of our monarchs were not home-grown

Could be interesting on bin day

I'm sure all the patriots will pickup the litter whilst they are out and about putting up flags

And I'm not sure the groove in the wooden boards going to retain the gravy

The beef looks good but I'd be disappointed with the overcooked lamb

He's to one underneath

It wasn't me I've got bone spurs

Thought politics and football shouldn't mix?

Thoroughly kebabed

At Notts County Council, they are spending £75,000 on new flags. Never mind about the pot holes, social care etc, somethings are just more important, apparently.

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Thank you for supporting 'Not a pound in the ground'. Unfortunately, I can't recommend anywhere as I'm not local to the area. Can't see anything but a 'boro win. No1 gk is injured, emergency loan gk is suspended so we will most likely have an 18yo in goal!

You won't need any luck, I can assure you

That's fortunate because he's going to get a lot of practice

To be fair, you used to be able to buy a pint of nails in a good old fashioned hardware store.