I want to meet the new team !

Pining after my plants at the office sounds silly until I remember I am an animal surrounded by alien white walls and cheap coffee. My house is like my own little nature reserve let me back in :"""(

Half way through my two hour study sesh of that halftime show because bro is a Pulitzer Prize holder.

There’s WISDOM to sharing information. But that’s the underpinning function of the medium. Does it also have to bell and whistle every social media platform in existence ?

give me a social media site with NO reposts and NO external links. i want to hear my friends talk. i am so tired of existing in the ‘have you heard’ cinematic universe.

This thought brought to you by my dreams, which refine and shrink, every year.

Kids think adults are towering figures of strength. Turns out, adulthood is just a slow, painful process of getting smaller—physically, emotionally, and spiritually. By 30, you’re basically a human Funko Pop.

Makeup followed the Classical → Postmodern art pipeline: once artists mastered realism, they got weird. Dudes saying 'too much makeup' are just classicalists, stuck at representation and missing the art. Same beef critics had with Picasso.

Attitude today: purple truckstop barbie.

Thankful for my thousands of pen-pals I've had throughout my life online. For better or worse, I'm happy to participate in the grand experiment of Social Consciousness.

I draw, as many of you KNOW. Here’s some recent stuff.

Trump will reverse the TikTok ban as one of his initial efforts as president, in a schematicked move to insulate himself with the youth vote.

Idk how tinfoil this actually is. But political takes always sound so crackpot these days.

If you're feeling adrift without your favorite scifi Neil, may I recommend Neil Stephenson? There's better scifi Neils out there. You can upgrade.