if there isn't a lot of optimism on this bitch of an earth surely that's MORE of a reason to do something you'd enjoy for a bit

I hate sports!!!!!!

unless I see a review that says it's awful I am DEFINITELY getting myself that travel Dyson supersonic because the full size one is the best thing that's ever happened to my hair but it takes up so much space in my suitcase

This Conn. dog was a World War I hero. Now Sgt. Stubby is being honored with a (very lifelike) statue Sgt. Stubby was a military dog from Connecticut who served during World War I. Stubby spent 18 months in France, participating in four offensives and 17 battles. One hundred years after his death, Stu...

Sgt. Stubby was a military dog from Connecticut who served during World War I. Stubby spent 18 months in France, participating in four offensives and 17 battles. One hundred years after his death, he was honored on Monday with a lifelike statue unveiled at the State Library in Hartford.

I understand restaurants having lunch and dinner menus with different items, I do not understand charging $2 more for the exact same thing during dinner hours. if it were a larger portion, sure! but it's exactly the same damn thing

I had JUST SAID "this is exciting!" when the caution came out omfg

I think Etsy?

earlier I thought a bird had gotten into our apartment and died and looked around for broken glass and good news it was just my taxidermy pigeon fallen off a shelf, totally fine

Oooh nice I'll be done with book 5 today or tomorrow so I will be too!! Yay!

when mine say that I tell them it'd be even more fun if THEY moved HERE and we got to hang out more often!

can't believe a company that's repeatedly been called out for being rude and elitist has once again done something rude and elitist

how dare you be good at something Ellie that's NOT WHAT WE DO HERE

I miss when all I had to do to log into something was enter a password, not enter a password then unlock seven other things with my fingerprint or face to then enter a number

life hack: I just spent $53 on a 3/4 full bag of food items instead of a single meal by going to a grocery store by my home in Massachusetts instead of anywhere on the Las Vegas strip

I missed my cat but I did not miss humidity

the only time the gate agents decide they hate me specifically and bitch about my bag are when I'm going to be in a hurry when I land. I have to move a car, I have to work, now the time is fucking doubled

torn on vacation because I really like not working and not doing chores but I really don't like having to spend money every single time I need to eat

also when I see people excited one of my teams has done a good job sportsing it's not because they also like the team it's because they bet money

only problem with Vegas is I say I love it but what I actually love is "being outside drinking wherever I want in a city in the desert" and what others who like it mean is "sit inside dark windowless casino"

a very small watercolor of a puppy plane and a puppy car playing in the road

they're playing :)

I mean, there might be, if you plan on having a time where you can buy the book WHILE petting Sunshine

the sphere is so stupid looking, I'm in LOVE 😍

oooooh nice we're going for the frozen four too!!

like... am I going to be on a plane when he does a genocide? what is delta's policy on this. would the pilot tell us? what would result in a diversion or return to BOS

ha nice! what are you going for??

oh and also because the president said he's going destroy an entire civilization

I did stop during my run when the snow started STICKING to the GROUND to pick up a rock and hurl it angrily at a snowflake

sorry I can't work today it's SNOWING on APRIL SEVENTH and if I weren't flying to Vegas tonight I really think I might have snapped

as someone who does not celebrate, "happy Easter to those who celebrate" feels like you are wishing me a shitty day

bagel places owned by jewish people closing for passover makes sense because being open would conflict with the traditions of the holiday. small businesses closing for whatever the owner feels like makes sense. secular chain stores closing for easter makes no sense.