A moment of inspiration! Sponsor me today for @parkinsons.org.uk: shorturl.at/EQ1Nr

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When you get to the chip shop, why not sing this to the person behind the counter: ‘Fi-i-ish / Can only get batter / Can only get batter / now I’ve found you’

What a BEAUTIFUL morning on the Heath. Fastest time in years, second fastest ever at Hampstead Heath parkrun - yay! Pulled a muscle one week out from the London Marathon - boo! Thank you marshals, well done fellow parkrunners and - walkers.

You too can help me and @parkinsons.org.uk! runcompod.supercast.com

Exactly I’m this, only pleased with myself.

The Edge Hotel in Whitehaven, Cumbria

If anyone is in the Whitehaven area, could you pop over to the Jawas and ask if they have any secondhand droids for sale, thanks.

That’s not how you spell the word ‘all’; there’s no h for a start.

Do it today! shorturl.at/EQ1Nr

I miss the version of social networks where I could see what my friends were up to. It’s lonely just looking at all this stupid balls.

Young adult happiness is falling. Percent of young people who are pretty or very happy has dropped from 88% to 76% over the last 15 years after having held fairly steady between 1980 and 2010

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.

Rob's fundraiser for Parkinson’s UK Help Rob Deering raise money to support Parkinson’s UK

World Parkinson’s Day you say? Well, time to sponsor my TCS London Marathon for @parkinsons.org.uk in honour of my late, great Dad Barney. Quick, before one of us turns into a pumpkin. shorturl.at/EQ1Nr

Sponsor me for @parkinsons.org.uk today: shorturl.at/EQ1Nr

I ran, she swam, and we both revelled in the glorious sunshine. #hampsteadheath

Really? I always need someone to egg me on.

Relationship with Trump may be beyond repair, Keir Starmer told PM gets widespread backing after president’s mocking impersonation takes US-UK relationship to new low

The idea that a relationship was ever conceivable. Clowns the lot of them. From day one they should have been dragging this wanker

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

That’s cos you’re thick-skinned.

The face of a man who enjoyed parkrun far more than he expected to. Thank you marshals, well done fellow parkrunners and walkers.

I suppose there are worse places to be stuck on a train…

Let’s get my @parkinsons.org.uk fundraising up to 50% by Tuesday! shorturl.at/EQ1Nr

Hey advertisers. As a grown up, I won’t be saying ‘hello’ to anything that isn’t a person or, at a push, an animal any time soon. ‘Say hello to these programmes coming soon to our streaming platform’? No. No I won’t. Listen to yourself.

Yesterday’s news…

The line between real life and AI continues to blur…

Woke up in Whitley, Wilts and remembered this lovely morning of running and music. open.spotify.com/episode/2izP...

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

Oh it’s all content! Sorry - CONTENT.

We are SO zeitgeist.

Not sure anyone saw this yesterday! Well - no-one sponsored me anyway…

I'm experiencing genital discomfort whenever anyone treads on my dreams; must be a Yeats infection.