It turns out all you have to do is wait and the future eventually finds you.

YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS ON JANUARY 19TH.

They probably were when they put together that pricing. I 5 dollar a month care about sports. When they hit that price, I am back in.

The new engineering birthday problem is figuring out how many women musk would have to impregnate so he has his own child's birthday to forget every calendar day of the year. Bonus points to cover leap day with targeted distributions.

Today's imaginary medical symptom, the protein shakes. The past's imaginary medical symptom, the Harlem shake.

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@benstiller.redhour.com ideas.lego.com/projects/da1...

This thing looks awesome, and I would love to see what fan videos might get made on this set.

The cat also tries to sit on my head.

When you realize you are petting your hat.

Anyone got a lead on one of those sweet sweet Tesla protesting jobs I hear are paying so well?

"Tesla is having their mypillow moment." -an observation by everyone.

They first chatted in the Transbay Tube in 1983. This fall, they celebrate their 41st wedding anniversary.

It was 1983 when 23-year-old Cindy stepped onto a BART train that would change her life.

Read this BART meet cute here ⬇️
www.bart.gov/news/article...

The fun thing about boolean values is that some people know what they are, and other people don't know what they are. There is no way to sort of know what boolean values are.

Its not a dad bod, its a father figure.

What would be in the everything else bagel?

My son's favorite thing to scream while running around the house is "INSIDE VOICES!!!"

I can't post pictures on bluesky until I give it microphone permissions. Y'all want to see this brisket I made but this client app is garbo.

@jack.bsky.social the android client needs quite a bit of work. I can't pick profile pictures without giving away microphone permissions.

Currently outside, looking forward to once again being inside.

One day I am gonna sell this post as an nft.