Oh I love this! Cotton candy vibes 😻

It’s a Nikon Coolpix P950X!

Legitimately, they need to genetically engineer this bird and make it the mascot for 2026

Nature was very kind to me yesterday, what a remarkable display of co-existence. Enjoy the thread. Eagles and ravens and magpies, oh my!

Also, magpies are bold, world class assholes, little chaos goblins of biblical proportions.

They are absolutely fearless.

I have a fail-safe go-to I call Batman bread (ba-na-na-na-na-etc etc)

If you need me, I’ll be googling “recipes that use an irresponsible amount of bananas.” 👀

Please enjoy these videos responsibly. Sound up!

I evidently didn’t order groceries; I accidentally adopted a banana commune and am the proud albeit overwhelmed mother of 28 identical children who will all ripen simultaneously and entirely ruin my week.

Picture it: winnipeg, 2025:

My DoorDash shopper apparently took one look at my order for 4 bananas, thought “nah,” and rolled into the produce department like they were provisioning a zoo.

Instead of 4 individual bananas, they delivered 4 BUNCHES; that’s 28 🍌for those keeping score at home.

The espresso machine at Tim Hortons is the new ice cream machine at McDonalds.

Witch, I wish you would. #NoAlCappucino for me

I take 1 pill. I have a pill organizer lol

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Yeah, so all those “super absorbent” products were a waste of resources and money.

Nothing worked properly because we only tested WITH WATER. Which we dyed blue because red is so upsetting and graphic.

I CANNOT.

AND, did you know they didn’t start using actual blood to test absorption in period products until 2023?

Prior to that it was a saline solution because obviously blood and tissue are the same viscosity.

It is legitimately archaic.

Problem is women were rarely used in developing meds of any kind, so they often don’t work as well for us.

They didn’t start actively using and involving women or even looking to see how ADHD presented in women/girls until the year 2000.

Bring back the witches, man.

I can’t even pretend to function if I forget to take meds, and some days even with them it is an uphill battle.

What is this poppycock?

Not until right now, thanks for this!

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Finally getting your ADHD managed, meds working well, slowly working out habits just for perimenopause to bust in and yell hold my beer, I’m here! 🤦‍♀️

Because fuck women 😆 😭

I was slowing down to make a left hand turn in a very, VERY quiet area, turn signal on, and some asshole decided to pass me ON THE LEFT. No traffic anywhere but me and him, and he couldn’t wait?

My Ram would have faired a lot better than his little dinky sedan. Should have let him slam into me.

This is not a drill. Get your booties over to Parlour coffee and get your lips around their NEW banana bread latte. 👀 🤤. 🍌 🍞 ☕️

They caramelize the bananas for the syrup in a vegan butter IN HOUSE.

Grrrrl, go get it. #Winnipeg

Thank you!

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Currently furiously cleaning my house (day 2 of) so I can offhandedly say “sorry about the mess”, though it will be the cleanest and most organized my house has been in months.

Both simultaneously.

Meadowlark

Merlin

Swainson’s Hawk

Kestrels