Did someone call?

Same....

Desireless - Voyage Voyage (Official HD Video) YouTube video by Desireless

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Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi (1977) • TopPop YouTube video by TopPop

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Cloud thought I might want a chat with Mr Mousie this morning at 06:40!!

If you can't get to sleep....well...you know.... just saying....

Niche 👍😂

I wonder to what extent the American people realise that their leadership is making them the laughing stock of the entire world? China and Russia can't believe their luck.....

Yeah, you're still not clever mate 😂😂😂

Beautiful

On my phone the pastry looks like a hamster!! #specsavers

You know The Edge from U2? That's not his real name - Just his middle name. His first name is Simon and his last name is Of-Glory!!

Not just my wife then. Every bloody time!!

Looking very good on it!! Merry Birthday

I love you Bluesky but why do you keep showing me pictures of mushrooms??

What about Rupert?

Excuse me, what is the soup of the day?

Is this your first time at McDonald's?

I think you have trans-gressed there?...... Doh!

It's ok. I know....

Hey Google. Are you listening when I.... You know....???

Cool. In UK you need rear pegs fitted for our annual safety MOT) test. That or a seat hump to cover the pillion seat. I just put mine on for the day👍 Enjoy your bike

Definitely doing this from now on!! 😂😂

Pipe and rear sets aren't stock - not in UK anyway

I read that as MOIST cake - which would also be excellent. You go😉

To buggery is an option? But yeah, I would go for "to a crisp" too

I don't know - IS IT?

Old people who do their "big shop" on busiest days/times

They pack their bags in slow motion

Only then do they start looking for their purse - which is now firmly buried at the bottom of the bag

They try to use 27 coupons - most of which have expired

I love it...

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Jaffa Cakes - Baked items to celebrate a vasectomy

Enough.....

Took me a minute....😂