We keep finding boogers everywhere! These little demons just dig for treasure 24/7 and deposit their findings on our furniture. We love our kids, but they can be gross dude.

Shit is so fucked in the world. How the fuck are people considering this normal???? Yeah, go ahead casually threaten to do another genocide. I'm going to hug my daughters because this world sucks and I don't know what horrors they'll face when they're my age...

Hell yeah, Cass! Congrats!

We have a ton of man-made environmental disasters and countless wars going on, but it's all worth it because a couple of people couldn't handle pronouns.

Been like 25 years since I've let my hair grow. It's a little weird having long hair again, but I kinda like it. Side shaves, undercuts, bald, mohawks, etc. Going from butch dyke to normal lesbian for my evolution.

Bird knows his shit while Caillou just cries. A gremlin in a trash can keep their attention. We even pop Ms. Rachel on for the twins. They love this educational stuff, and they don't know it's all learning those fools. Absolutely gullible little chubby kids.

Making our kids Mr. Roger's pilled. They love that guy and his puppets. We also put on old sesame street episodes for them. Fuck that cocomelon and iPad shit. Riley can put a 100-piece puzzle together at 3! This is a house of learned babies.

How are all my peeps feeling this week? Shits pretty rough right now, but we keep going. Anyway, our kids have been creating hell on earth for us lately. The twins have been climbing everything and squeezing into every small space. Riley's in a princess phase... oof, madone! 6am - 1130pm we up, T!

Gas prices are what gets people mobilized, huh? All the death, destruction, and losses for everyone didn't do it? The world is spiraling down the gutter, and gas is what people give a shit about? Seems about right tbh.

Yeah, it's pretty bleak there for people I know. Stay safe, and hopefully, this nightmare ends soon.

How's everyone doing lately? Things have gone from fucked to whatever this is.

I've been dreaming about watching the Lord of The Rings trilogy in sequence since Sunday. It's so bizarre to dream about setting up a movie to watch on the couch in a dream. I just sit there and watch TV and pause before I wake up. It's aware, and it's weird.

Our kids are wild, dude. The twins love to play rough and roll around on the floor, nap with the cats, or constantly say ya ya ya to each other for hours. Riley is being a little smartass now and stealing snacks. She ate half a sleeve of cookies, then cried and puked. Like, we're dying here, lol.

Our youngest kid Bailey lost a tug of war with one of the cats. Watching how motor function forms is highly entertaining.

Dude, I don't know what my daughters skulls are made off. The running hugs always begin with a headbutt with their battering ram melons hitting a knee, hip, or lips. Riley's now tall enough for stomach, tit or headshots, depending. We love'em, but they're dangerous, hyper little freaks now.

Dude, our baby girl will be starting kindergarten this year! The twins will start next year. It's completely different compared to Canada here. I feel like I'm aging fast because our babies are growing up!

Kangaroo themed Jacks

My children don't know the concept of privacy or space. Riley will jump in bed with us whenever, and the twins get attached to our legs, or they'll follow you like security guards everywhere. We get like a maximum of 15 seconds to piss before they start banging on the door. "DAD OPEN DOOR PEAS!"

All 3 of our daughters love watching How to Train Your Dragon. The twins love Toothless, and Riley likes the dragons. They like playing with their toys and watching it. Honestly, it's a gift from the Gods for giving us break time because they sit in place. We can actually relax at night now!

Yo, stay safe, my friends. The shit that is happening is abhorrent and terrifying. Fuck that whole piece of shit government.

And another tip as a parent to a child with a love for annoying movies... DO NOT... put on Frozen. My wife made that mistake on Saturday, and we're on viewing number 5...

Look, I love that my daughters enjoy being read to and our oldest likes her picture books... BUT! I am losing my mind reading Green Eggs and Ham! Yes, I very much am getting sick of these green eggs and ham.

hates on women (wokely)

Our kids are getting to be so mischievous now. This morning, all 3 came running into our bedroom and jumped in bed with us. Riley got her sisters out of their crib to join her little surprise. That little shit is going to be exactly like me, and we're so not ready for it, lmao.

Man, our little girl is really thriving in Oslo. She's made lots of friends at daycare, got a good grasp on speaking, and understanding Norwegian. Enjoys the nature hikes we did. She's been happy every day, and I'm glad. Her first year of life was rough... she gets to enjoy it now.

Probably because I'm barely online and talk about a very niche subject (my kids 😌), it is likely why you don't see me. Plus, the time difference between Oslo and most people I follow is like 8 hours. Hope you're doing well in these difficult times!

Our baby girl is going to be 3 soon, and the twins will be turning 1. I feel old, and that time is going quickly. They do grow up fast, wow.

Dude, I'm glad I got away from X the everything, even illegal materials app. Posted pictures of my family on there, and the shit they're generating over there is bad last I've heard! Partially why I don't want to share my kids online anymore either. Ya can't trust people!

Alright, in Alladin with the cave of wonders, it decides if you are worthy or not. It also knows when you take something other than the lamp. So, why was Alladin allowed to take the rug? Was it because it's sentient? Is a flying carpet not considered a treasure?

People asking how I got my black eye don't believe me about it being from my child's thick skull. A 50lb meat bag missile falling directly on your head can do some damage!