Individually wrapped Wintergreen Lifesaver.

I accepted candy from a stranger today. I apparently learned nothing from living through the 80’s and 90’s.

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I just learned that the astronauts going around the moon, received approximately the same amount of radiation during their entire mission. As 1 abdominal ct scan.

I get 3 to 4 of them a year. Get on my level NASA.

Trump says a week ago no money for Medicare because we need the money for his “distraction” war. And now he’s posting AI images of him as Jesus healing the sick.

Wait here. I have to tell my religious maga parents about this. I need to see how many hoops they will jump through to justify it. BRB.

Woke up with a grinding and numbness in my right shoulder. In same place as a work injury a bit over a year ago. Forced to go to WellNow Urgent Care. 45 minutes after my appointment time and me being the only person waiting I get walked back and all the rooms are open and empty. Never go here.

A funny thing about me is that I hate killing things. If they are behaving, I’ll even try to put spiders outside.

I draw the line at wasps. No idea how it go there, but I’m laying in bed last night and an enormous wasp lands on my shoulder. I battled it half dressed and was victorious. RIP asshole.

Godspeed Artemis II.

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Trump and Netanyahu fucking Leroy Jenkins-ed us into a war and Trump is pissed no one wants to follow us in. What a fucking loser.

For my non-millennials to get the reference.

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Today if everything goes right we start our first trip anywhere near the moon in my over 40 years on this planet. I’ve waited for this my entire life. I know it’s just a fly by, but I’m still like a kid walking into Disney for the first time.

Godspeed to the crew of Artemis II.

This is why I always get off of the hard stuff asap after a surgery. How I have more will power, than a man who was basically a golf winning robot for over a decade. Is absolutely beyond me. I can’t say no to skittles. But that stuff? Nah man. Can’t eat skittles if I’m dead.

Journalist typing “So and so accuses Trump of starting war to distract from the Epstein files.”

We know. We ALL know. We have ALL known. This is just a fact. Such as we need water to live and red delicious apples taste like ass.

It’s a dead horse. Instead, investigate the fucking files.

Just a reminder in the thread that he was a racist asshole too.

Why is the leopard I brought into my home eating my face? I specifically got it to eat other faces. Why mine?

I’ll keep an eye out. Been learning a lot about fish lately. The first thing I learned was Apples smell better.

I wish. I haven’t even seen one in person yet.

Well. I hope we’ll be getting Wash’s twin brother who also goes by Wash. Good. I’m still traumatized from what happened in Serenity.

Also Rip Ron Glass. Would have loved to see him come back.

Trump always insulting reporters asking questions instead of answering them. I want a moment where he does this and the reporter turns to camera and says “You heard it here first folks. The president clearly unwilling or incapable of answering this question.” Loud and in ear shot of Trump.

Seven people died in Tulsa’s city jail. Records show repeated warnings about medical care. After a man died from a treatable illness in Tulsa’s city jail, records reveal a pattern of preventable deaths and ignored warnings.

After Brian Bonner died from a treatable illness in Tulsa’s city jail, records reveal a pattern of preventable deaths and ignored warnings.

Optometrist today “Well. It looks like you might need bifocals.”

Et tu eyeballs?

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I had a class with Carrie Underwood our freshman year at NSU before she ever competed on and won American Idol. Me hearing about people booing her on that same show all these years later.

Buckle up everyone. The “President of Peace” really showing that he earned that FIFA Peace Prize by attacking Iran along side Israel.

Don’t get distracted. Trump is still all over the Epstein files.

My thoughts are with the kids who are probably scared to death right now.

Fuck Trump.

3d printing enthusiasts. How long after getting your first printer does it take for you to stop staring at it in slack jawed awe while it makes a chip clip?

I’m on my 3rd chip clip…

“Cows on the loose disrupt NYS Thruway traffic It's unclear how the cows got on the I-90”

When I said, I missed a handful of things about the south. Cows on the highway wasn’t one of those things.

It was Mexican food and BBQ.

It’s a weird fucking day today.

Even though I prefer it colder. I always find myself setting the thermostat to 69F.

Despite the touches of grey in my beard, hair loss and wrinkles. I’m still apparently 13 years old deep down.

Canada. Some damn good hockey from you. If we were going to lose, I wanted it to be to you.

See you in 4 years.

Assuming my country still exists then.

Follow up question. Y’all need any more bald, middle aged, overweight, white guys up there?

Ok. The Big Dumb Tariffs have been struck down.

Now we boycott every company that doesn’t start to re-lower prices on new orders now that cheaper materials are available again.

Every single one.

I love my family more than the universe itself. And I fucking LOVE the universe.

But their voices constantly are setting off my “Loud Environment” alerts on my watch.

If Sony or Bose want to hook me up with a pair of noise canceling headphones. My broke ass would be eternally grateful.

Hard nope. Val Kilmer was a great actor. Was. Pay a living actor.

Fuck AI in art.

AI is good for writing cover letters and recipe management.

If it wants to try its hand to curing neuroendocrine cancer, I’m all ears.

No AI in art.

I was explaining who Kid Rock was to my 10 year old. I told him about his politics and the tpusa stuff and that he hasn’t really been relevant to music or anything else since 2005.

Then I realized. Kid Rock’s irrelevance is old enough to drink!

Mazel tov you piece of shit!