hi havel, its me, ur greengrocer

check out this new sign in my window!

hi havel, its me, ur greengrocer

check out this new sign in my window!

u want to go to hell? cast thine eyes upon the profile of @nori.gay

goddamnit my theodicy is in shambles now

gosh it sounds like you were only trapped in hellthread by your lack of genuine repentance

i have been told that if you delete all your posts in hellthread you are freed of hellthread

but im too protestant to test that myself

blessed be the One Thread, from whom all notifications flow forever

(all other threads now cease notifications at depth 5. this is the officially sanctioned hellthread root)

the users can have a little hell, as a treat

wait

theres literally fifty thousand techies on this api-enabled platform and not even one has made a little app that autonukes all hellthread posts in your history to free you from the curse

one Tree in the garden of eden? sounds great! whats the worst that could happen?

oop there it is

twitter has lost the mandate of shitposting heaven

an excuse to send a dick pic is a post-hog rationalization

pentesting the content filter

@eigenrobot.bsky.social

a friend for berduck 🥹

just fighting the good fight against moral degenderacy over here

Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3

*scrolls replies*

someday i aspire to gently extort an entire social network

so

one dollar to qwack is one dollar to berduck

one dollar to no-qwack sucks one dollar from qwack and $2 goes to deepfates?

😂

i dont think it is in app, but there is an api call you can make to list your own invitees

@aliceisjustplaying.bsky.social wrote it up in a post a while back but i cant find it in search right now, hmm

can you view other ppls' invites with api? i thought it was only your own

i believe people can't, but devs can

devs have revoked invite codes bc someone invited a troublemaker before

it seems like the dev roadmap if implemented will stop the hellthread, right?

that's an interesting choice to make at this point

hellthread is funny

bluesky power users basically created a hyperferal group chat on a platform not designed to support it

could be! it was just released. we may have preordered it many months ago on account of us being a swiftie household 😋

in this house, the indoctrination starts early