announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
tbh I probably don't like the new Scream movies because I'm not 11 and my life isn't watching horror VHS's with my friends in an endless summer of possibilities
really enjoyed the drama but not ideal for a first date oops
better now
meeeee
same
falling for a guy younger than me has wrecked me, never doing that again
my friend told me he was proud of me and i burst into tears, what do we think that means chat
Disney adults are scary, yes but there’s been an insidious rise of another terrifying group we haven’t talked about yet: Muppet Adults
boyoyoinggg
I love seeing the Illinois Restaurant Association and co take a FAT L 😎
hi
in the evidence of its brilliance
heyyy hiiiii
kitten i’ll be honest daddy’s not feeling so eusexua right now
incredibly messed up that the one thing that would be the best for my physique right now is running which I HATE DOING
to you
tapped on grindr by someone else in the same waiting room for a merrily we roll along audition
This last-minute-celeb-producer trend has become an unseemly way of getting a Tony nomination. The Fear of 13 is in final previews; it opens Wed. It's already BEEN produced. Being labeled a producer when you are basically an endorser is not great. Asterisk those EGOTs! deadline.com/2026/04/kim-...
This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist
oh no my enemies are fighting
trump is terrible but i don’t really care that he pissed off the catholic church
body kinda tea tho
two of the people i went out with this weekend aren’t talking to me anymore oh man
every day i’m course to becoming him
what happened last night vodka-wise genukirkenly cannot happen again
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.