Not like this at all. I remember that and it was more “oh noooo, they’re gonna be able to track everything you check out from the library!”
Now it’s untrained, unidentified agents in unmarked cars throwing tear gas in the middle of a busy street
This is very very different and dangerous

“Posted 1 hour ago”
😬

This right here. Still having your project around, and not because of git!

I can’t find the first guitar pedal I built when I was 12, but I know it’s gotta be at my parents’ house if they haven’t thrown it out. That would have been 30 years ago! I’d kill to have it around!

Played some free jazz for a coworker and they said of course it's free, who would pay for this :(

The real headline here is that Trump was still using AOL at the time. Ghoulish

I’m lichen what I’m seein’

Rude Dog (and the Dweebs)

GOOD find!

Use the app “praxis” (red icon with a yellow mustache). It strips links of JavaScript overlays (so paywalls disappear)

Redbull Xalps is the only sport I follow 🪂

@grok is this true?

I’m gonna shock you here, but there’s a lot of stuff he doesn’t know.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- wake up at 5am
- give your friend a stick-and-poke
- mind your ps and qs
- start an outline of that book you’ve been thinking about writing
- keep up with current events

Mine is Lil Wayne inspired

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- stop consuming other people’s thoughts and think your own (start with 1 min /day and work your way up to 20!!)
- invent a new crime (bonus: you can’t be charged with it)
- sometimes the work involves maintenance on the tools
- I’m so dumb for real

I am diamonds for this. Great finds

I have it on good authority that yes he has

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- recognize that tipping culture is a way to pass off the burden of fair pay onto the conscience of each individual patron in each individual transaction
- be a good tipper in the meantime
- go to the dentist every 6 months
- make an art
- give it to a friend
- petty crime

Thought you meant a Morrissey meme for a sec. I obviously haven’t been mozzed recently 😔

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- live laugh love
- buy the touring band’s merch
- in fact, buy physical copies of your friends’ albums. Someday you’ll ragret not doing it, TRUST ME
- learn a skill
- don’t trust anyone

For real. The belt makes the whole photo look like AI

ska is bad

haha jk april fools have a nice day :)

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- volunteer at a local animal shelter
- dress exactly like all the other rebels
- open the door for a stranger
- have a little empathy for once in your goddamn life
- seatbelts!
- choose the vegetarian option as a change of pace

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- check out a book from the library
- start a garden
- burn a Tesla
- wash your hands before eating
- ask friends for music recommendations

Always love Dre

Ways to be punk (cont’d):
- do something nice without filming it for once in your goddamn life
- set a goal
- fuck with someone stupid
- call your nana
- eat 3 servings of vegetables with every meal
- fully fund a Roth IRA (now’s a good time to get started)

Ways to be punk:
- stop eating so much sugar (and definitely don’t drink it)
- don’t seek approval by casually mentioning that you like beer
- pick up a piece of litter
- don’t make it a big deal that you know a trans person
- exercise regularly
- have 3-6mo of living expenses in savings

No waaaay