me and my friends getting "left behind" by AI

Yes I took it back to my office's team planning day, showed it my colleagues and yelled "Go Bum!" in the most goblin voice I could

A card game called "Go Bum," which is Go Fish but with bottoms

My 6yo is gonna lose it 😁

In the two years since I bought my EV,
I've used paid charging stations twice for about 20 minutes each time 🤷‍♂️
Skill issue

Sorry but I will never submit to the idea that humans are cruel.

I’ve had many cruel things happen to me but overall my entire life is a result of persistent & unyielding kindness.

Ergh. That sucks dude ♥️

Finding out you own the cat who stole the rotisserie chicken and growled at anyone who tried taking it away

Pissaladiere!

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Ideal relationship dynamic

A man's jus is his castle

Half human half dick hunter

Can't wait to get my free honey code with the honey code emelwhypee

I really gotta renew my script. Whilst you absolutely don't need weed to enjoy this movie, damn I wish I had a joint

A television playing the title card for the movie vampire hunter D: bloodlust. It's all cool biomechanical chrome with skulls and mediaeval looking vampire art.

Hell yeah it's time for "Movie I love but haven't watched in years."

Both kids are saying "six-seven" and my particular brain rot means it's only a matter of time till I say "six-seven, nine-eleven" 🤦‍♂️

BAT
Ca-AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!

This post was the first thing I thought of when I saw that photo

Hi I'm Lucas' basil plant and if he misses exactly one day of watering, I'm gonna look like Imhotep the mummy sucked out my life force.

Of course this and new folding ideas drops on my parenting morning 🤦‍♂️

Every gay friend group

Bet that shoot smelled crazy

My eldest is old enough to have it I guess but like... It's for kids

I really hope it was via the incredibly tacky music video 😆

I want them to listen to the Stafford Brothers version of More Than A Feeling

Okay so the MacDonalds huntrix meal isn't a kids meal?
It's for... Adults?

Ooh thank you!

Omg why not just call it "how to do the sick bit of that one song."
I click on those all the time!
I'd love to know how to do the drum machine from blue Monday and there's no fkn way I'm getting a drum machine!

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

That's a show hey 🤩