🤣🤣

Guess I mostly stick to Instagram 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol.

Person is using google numbers or an app or something to keep changing numbers. Every time I block one, I get a msg from another and so on.

Anyone have any suggestions? Or know how to figure out the original sender…?

So.. some news.. I have a stalker.
Messages have been getting increasingly worse. Supposedly following kid and I. I have a few ideas on who it is but I cannot prove it. But cops won’t do anything because there has been no physical harm.

Whoops. Kinda forgot about this app lol.

Lol that’s just it! She wasn’t! 🤣
They called an ambulance for her and in the video she walks outside and tells them as she’s laughing, “I’m fine, I’m fine, sorry for wasting your time. You can go, I’m fine.” Then goes back inside. She’s gonna show the chair to her doctor. Lmao I cannot. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Lol if you knew this regular 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
She’s so dramatic 110% of the time. Asking if we have the chair, nope, the chair fled the scene.

Bar(side job) group chat:
What isn’t in the chat is that the husband continued to sit there and play poker on his phone. They both said she was fine, she got up, and they continued drinking their bucket. Now she wants a picture of the chair 🤣

Doooo it!!

Me too. I thought he was already in the car with his gf and her mom and I was like you really singing in the car with them? Okay okay 😳🤣🤣 but he was still on the field lol.

And you know now I gotta go watch that movie tonight.

Me: chill Stan
A: no lie it’s like Twister out here with the wind, too.
Me: We got cows!!!!
A: I hope someone in the cubicles next to you heard that.
🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Never fails. Kid and I always talk in lyrics or movie quotes. call after practice today:
A: yo. It’s raining like a movie over here, wild
Me: here too. (Blah blah) you in the car?
A: I'm in the car right now, I'm doin ninety on the freeway. Hey, mom, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

Kid stayed home sick today. Got home from work and he’s watching Waterworld. Classic.

Ohhhh a classic 🤌🏽
Miss y’all too. Been way too long!

You. Love. Me. 😜

☺️💚

I know I know 😂

I’m a little late but I made it 😆🎉

🫶🏼 aww! Wasn’t too active on the other the last year, so wasn’t sure about moving to this one. Buuuuut what can I say.. missed you all. 💚💙