Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development.

This cynicism brought to you by Now™️. Now… it’s like Then, but worse

The ghost of Christmas past should have been Janice

Ha, my download is probable from 5 days ago. I’ll download again

@determinate.systems are you planning on updating the your nixos-iso to 25.11?

I think this took down cloudflare

lol what?!

Next year I’m dressing up as DNS

LOL

CI’s the means of production

Permanently banned by Ticketmaster for being 87000th in line for tickets to No Doubt and had the audacity to leave my house and switch to cellular while I waited. Permanently banned from buying tickets to anything. Happy birthday to me

You too! 🎂🎂🎂

Whoa. Today is my birthday too

She’s a legit rock star

Wet Leg killed it last night

IS PLANET FORBIDDEN!

Rained all day

Yeah! Going next Saturday

THE GENESIS DEVICE HAS THE WORST UX OF ALL TIME!
Giant concentric cylinders with an ultra smooth chrome finish?
A count down from 999 that is actually 4 minutes? WTF unit is that?
Can't be aborted?
I've been mad about this since I even knew what UX was.

At the smallest of venues to grab on to third wave as hard as I can and hold it for as long as possible

I can’t tell you how many times we’ve found something where it belongs and exclaim “that’s his house! He lives there!”

IYKYK

“The Ballad of the Sneak” was always a hit with ours

OMG this bar is playing Scotty Doesn’t Know

I had the best dream last night. It was Andor, but 100% Luthen, and Luthen was Nathan Fielder.

Let me take this in another direction… Career Opportunities

Meet this quail family I saw from my office window last week. Don’t miss that little baby on the left

I really enjoyed @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s Superman, but when I was browsing the cast list on IMDb later and saw that Otis’ last name was “Berg”, that was it… he wins and I’m all in on his DCU