While I don't know if I fully cracked a Grindr egg I think I made a pretty good dent

I literally forgot about north sky until I got an email about it today. Is this still something people trust and are migrating to?

Eh, just having a fuck around on Grindr because I’m bored but sometimes you get flashbanged with things lol

I see those he/him pronouns, cross dresser, and sissy tags

The “3 finger” meme from Inglorious bastards

“Hi there I’m also a trans who is in the closet”

Dom top cis man who only like women, femboys, “femmes”, and “transes” who don’t read bios, have their naked torsos as their profile pictures, only send dick pics and can’t host have to be the single worst archetype of guy on Grindr ever

"Fat girls are so hot" and its just someone with an average sized body but her ass is kinda fat.

My partner is fat (and I think they are amazingly stunning) and I dont know, its just really dumb whenever I see this

There’s something so freeing about showing up to work after having amazing sex with your partner like no matter how dogshit the day is you can be like “yeah but my tongue is still raw from eating them out and I came inside them so fuck everyone else here I’m that girl”

Mostly hot, only mildly scary!

This shit baffles me because like, what kind of response was he ever expecting to that whcih would somehow result in sex

See Chuck Norris died, pretty sure he sucks and hates me, open up Wikipedia, he sucks and he probably hates me

Things are so cool

Whenever someone asks me for like personalized advice about things I’m not really qualified to talk about at work (“which dog food should I be getting for my dog with many special needs”) it’s very frustrating because if you need something like that you should be going to a pet store ?

Dont worry guys, you can totally argue with me and ill give you all the biased Canadian opinions you want, astroturfed free

DST is sick because I was waking up to go to work and it was starting to get light out and that was really cool and now it’s just dark again like oh ok fuck me I guess

One of the most annoying gotchas that anyone ever brings up in Canadian political discourse is whenever a politician mentions like “free blah blah blah health care” and some fuckhead does the “erm ackshully we pay taxes”

Like no shit we pay taxes, literally everyone knows this you fucking pylon

At the point in my closet life where seeing trans bodies just kinda makes me sad about myself so thats fun

Joining yet another new Trans Fem Discord server and having been on that platform for over a decade you can kinda start to see through the matrix a little bit about how interactions work and how you will ultimately be recieved or not.

Joining yet another new Trans Fem Discord server and having been on that platform for over a decade you can kinda start to see through the matrix a little bit about how interactions work and how you will ultimately be recieved or not.

My dad has many CD’s when I was growing up he made but one of the song on it was “Must Be Dreaming” and I grew up loving that song and I think about it often. My dad loves this album and that song in particular and it’s a song I remember every once in awhile and it’s still very good.

At the point in my closet life where seeing trans bodies just kinda makes me sad about myself so thats fun

I’ve definitely considered grooming it more but also I’m lazy 🫣

I sometimes wish I had more bush

DST is sick because I was waking up to go to work and it was starting to get light out and that was really cool and now it’s just dark again like oh ok fuck me I guess

One of the most annoying gotchas that anyone ever brings up in Canadian political discourse is whenever a politician mentions like “free blah blah blah health care” and some fuckhead does the “erm ackshully we pay taxes”

Like no shit we pay taxes, literally everyone knows this you fucking pylon

Its so fun

Wowie that me

Dont worry guys, you can totally argue with me and ill give you all the biased Canadian opinions you want, astroturfed free

Theres been a massive increase in anti candian propaganda (anecdotally I can speak for at least) that basically cropped up the minute we were on the outside in US relations

I know im not American but if I had to come out to avoid drafting than so be it

Getting fucked by a girl called DST