If Michigan has to lose to one school than let it be PTKU, but something tells me we won’t make it easy…

Baltimore has had success in lowering crime by providing youth opportunities instead of relying on punitive measures. Why aren’t DC leaders interested in this? We should be learning from Baltimore and trying new approaches.

Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball SNES game

lol pocket squares are designed to be folded up and stuffed, hidden away from view. a 100% on-point metaphor for anyone attending this event.

Sadducee press feeling very left out rn

Everybody from SE Michigan showing up to make this point, as it should be

A party store does have to sell liquor though, on that basis alone it fits

got sleepmogged by a 3 year old

*himself damnit

Policywise she’s the same as Evans, the only difference is that he was in it to enrich herself and she’s in it for the love of enriching the already rich

‘til death doulas part

*shouting* IF YOU ARE IN LINE FOR ICE CREAM, STAY IN LINE

Sprinting to the Montgomery County courthouse to get an emergency order for people standing in line outside of Ben & Jerry’s for free cone day to get ice cream after 8 PM

wrote a check today

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

a doctor, on the basis of their expertise, gets to tell you whether or not you have arthritis in your knee. whether or not your knee hurts is an entirely different question. nevertheless, Discourse persisted

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

I know everyone's chortling, but the other way to look at it is that the Democrats are like the only people on earth who have ever lost to JD Vance.

It’s not TV but Sam Rothstein refusing to rehire the county commissioner’s idiot nephew to some sinecure where he could do no harm was a blunder to end all blunders

Love 2 have an account with 171k followers wildly misrepresent a court ruling and make it difficult for people to figure this out

First of all, here is a public link to the order instead of a link to a PACER login page media.cadc.uscourts.gov/orders/docs/...

Second, the order continues the district court’s stay of its own PI until April 17. The quoted language is from the dissent that would have thrown out the PI altogether

I know this isn’t the best medium for this kind of dialogue but i had such a different takeaway

What do you specifically like about this essay? I think it makes 1 valid point (DC can’t cut its way to growth) and has 1 solid recommendation (allow more by-right housing development). I don’t agree w/what seems like the main point—the problem is red tape & if we cut regulations growth will follow

this national championship will not resolve our horrifying problems but

psst—everyone vote for a mayor who won’t appoint a stooge for austerity to the office controlling DC’s coffers

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Closest i’m going to get to @elienyc.bsky.social in terms of posting in at least two respects

GO BLUE

Two long range baskets in a row? In this economy?

Cool thank you for clearing that up

Candidates like @kenyanmcduffie.bsky.social will claim to be progressive democrats, but when they are backed by a super
PAC of essentially Mitt Romney republicans, it makes you think that they are not being entirely honest